Comments on The Dyer Boys: Marriage and Toilets - by Douglas

You guys are HILARIOUS! And gross! How about the...

2009-06-13T11:33:12.843-05:00

You guys are HILARIOUS! And gross! How about the LENGTH OF TIME male-type folks spend in the bathroom. That is the biggest difference between my husband and me. All this reminds me of my dad's favorite joke: Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil!

Great poop Tip Doug - I just got married and upon ...

2009-06-13T11:26:31.119-05:00

Great poop Tip Doug - I just got married and upon arriving in our honeymoon paradise - she went ahead and clogged the toilet before I could even jump on the bed. Needless to say she was embarrassed and I don't think flushed any more products down the toilet. I made sure she never forgot about it during the week. ALso - I have taken a dump in the NY Sharmin store where that lucky couple got married. Cleanest and most comfortable dumper off all time (serious)

KD from Waltsense

you might have been with the latin beauty if you h...

2009-06-12T23:28:13.378-05:00

you might have been with the latin beauty if you had spelled her name right:

Salma Hayek. She's probably pissed at you.

My husband likes to come out of the bathroom and s...

2009-06-11T16:04:39.880-05:00

My husband likes to come out of the bathroom and say, "When did we have corn?"

Happy anniversary! You wife is so lucky to have su...

2009-06-11T11:50:09.212-05:00

Happy anniversary! You wife is so lucky to have such a romantic for a husband!

I'm not supposed to have sex with saints? Goo...

2009-06-11T08:46:49.705-05:00

I'm not supposed to have sex with saints?

Good thing she shut me off 15 years ago.

Dodged a bullet there.

Quirky - I don't keep matches in there since t...

2009-06-11T08:15:20.333-05:00

Quirky - I don't keep matches in there since the Ass Hair Singeing Debacle of '93. We use a complicated system of vents, sprays, and kitchen timers.

Chris - If I have saved one relationship from being rendered fecally asunder, my efforts have been worthwhile.

Moog - That wife of yours is a saint. I think you're not supposed to have sex with saints. You should look that up.

Nipsy - I think so but now I tend to just describe in terms we both understand. Like, "That was a hot one." Or, "I hope our toilet likes sesame seeds."

Awww first off congrats to you..and second off, I&...

2009-06-11T07:20:05.677-05:00

Awww first off congrats to you..and second off, I'm sending the man to read this.. I'm still hoping he runs out of "Cute" names to call his poo.. does it ever end?

I've known my wife since 1989, and have been m...

2009-06-11T06:55:28.355-05:00

I've known my wife since 1989, and have been married almost 14 years.

To this very day, she insists that I spray air freshener after I drop my caramel torpedoes (Trademark Pending).

I refuse.

One of these days, she'll acclimate to it, I'm sure.

I, on the other hand, refuse to spray on the grounds that the raw stench of manly beefy poo smells better than the stench of manly beefy poo laced with cinnamon apples.

If I wanted my bathroom to smell like I shit out 40 pounds of potpourri, I'd damn well just eat it the day before.

Thanks for the poop tip, Doug. I've been know...

2009-06-10T22:37:03.433-05:00

Thanks for the poop tip, Doug. I've been known to evacuate the system most egregiously, and Theresa is usually quite patient. I won't push my luck any further.

Great post. I'm sure you've learned to kee...

2009-06-10T22:29:28.387-05:00

Great post. I'm sure you've learned to keep matches in the loo. That'll help clear out most stenches. Unless you are the one with the unclearable stench?

heh heh

Congrats and Belated Happy Anniversary!