Comments on The Dyer Boys: Top 5 Reasons Why GM Went Bankrupt

Someone finally discovered they all rolled in thei...

2009-06-02T18:03:29.689-05:00

Someone finally discovered they all rolled in their own piss before meetings and had to bribe people into not telling for WAY too many years

Top 5 Reasons for GM Failure: Reason #1 Chevy Chev...

2009-06-02T14:51:04.576-05:00

Top 5 Reasons for GM Failure:
Reason #1 Chevy Chevette
#2 Caddys were little more than pimped out Caprices
#3 Too many cars that looked the same. Was that a Buick, Pontiac, Chevy or Olds? Who knows, who cares?
#4 Did I mention the Chevette?
#5 To get a European presence, they needed to buy a European car company. Which one, which one? Mercedes? Too classy. Ferrari? Too sexy. Volkswagon? Too innovative. What company makes the most boring, poor selling cars? Saab? Perfect for GM.

GM really went under when hundreds of thousands of...

2009-06-02T14:17:21.472-05:00

GM really went under when hundreds of thousands of men demanded their money back because their hummers weren't exactly what they were expecting.

I hear you, Megaman. I have no idea how that busin...

2009-06-02T13:08:42.761-05:00

I hear you, Megaman. I have no idea how that business plan failed.

GM had great ideas..Let's not make jest at them. M...

2009-06-02T13:00:31.358-05:00

GM had great ideas..Let's not make jest at them. Make cars that break down in less than two years. Pay everyone, execs,factory workers excessive salaries for making cheap, half-assed products,wait except for the foriegn laborers actually making the components for pennies an hour.. then ask the government for 60 billion dollars to bail them out..That's more than we spend on education in this country in a whole year! These are smart guys.

Hurray for GM..

Theresa - Btox is an expensive mistress. And clear...

2009-06-02T12:53:26.158-05:00

Theresa - Btox is an expensive mistress. And clearly this guy needs all the hlp he can get.

Moog - The thing I hate most about Japanese cars is that you're just stuck with the damn things FOREVER! I've had a Camry for 12 years and it flat refuses die.

1) In hindsight, GM's CEO probably shouldn't have ...

2009-06-02T06:35:07.646-05:00

1) In hindsight, GM's CEO probably shouldn't have taken the bailout money to Vegas and 'let it ride.'

2) The April's Fool prank that backfired when workers took the new banner, "We will create cars that suck!" too seriously.

3) Goddamn Japs. First Pearl Harbor and now THIS?!?

4) Usage of Jeff Foxworthy as the voice of the navigation system proves likable to only .0001% of the population.

5) Extending the Affirmative Action process to homeless crack whores proves costly as most employees begin squatting in new Tahoes.

Kinda scary that such a big company can go under l...

2009-06-02T00:37:50.425-05:00

Kinda scary that such a big company can go under like that. And judging by the photo, the guy obviously had too many botox injections around the mouth.