Comments on The Dyer Boys: Listless - by Douglas

Shave your head..you look bad-ass, save on hair cu...

2009-05-13T10:52:00.000-05:00

Shave your head..you look bad-ass, save on hair cuts, shampoo,combs,brushes,don't have to worry about lice or any other infestations(unless you have a hairy ass) that's another story..In other words take the plunge and just shave it off.

I hate gettin' my hair cut, as for my boys, I cut ...

2009-05-11T17:11:00.000-05:00

I hate gettin' my hair cut, as for my boys, I cut theirs myself, but almost always mess it up. good thing hair grows back eh?

Oooh good idea about the topless hair cuts. Guys w...

2009-05-11T14:33:00.000-05:00

Oooh good idea about the topless hair cuts. Guys would totally love that shit, titties all over the face. You wouldn't care what your hair looked like. Me I think bottomless hair cuts for us gals. I know how I am with my hair and if it was not done right, well look who's jewels are at hand level.

Pearl - In the interest of the struggling economy,...

2009-05-11T13:27:00.000-05:00

Pearl - In the interest of the struggling economy, we've decided to wash and brush your hair for free. Please email us and we'll tell you where to send it.

Moog - It's all good. There's this Pet Semetary in Maine where you can bury her and she'll be back to cutting your hair before the flowers on her grave have wilted.

Unicorns - Topless haircutting! That is a BILLION dollar idea. I know someone who can draw us up a business plan but the key now is to keep this a secret.

The beauty of losing my hair is that I don't have ...

2009-05-11T11:48:00.000-05:00

The beauty of losing my hair is that I don't have to spend any money getting cut. What little I have left, my wife kindly cuts for me – topless. Only I lied about the topless part.

I've paid for one haircut in my life. It cost $8 ...

2009-05-11T08:58:00.000-05:00

I've paid for one haircut in my life.

It cost $8 and - trust me - was NOT worth it.

I'm 40 and my mother still cuts my hair.

When she dies, I'm follically fucked.

I mean, I'll be real sad and shit...but who the Hell is gonna cut my hair?

I have an appointment every seven weeks -- not bec...

2009-05-11T08:11:00.000-05:00

I have an appointment every seven weeks -- not because I need to get it cut (or colored) necessarily but because I'm willing to pay someone to wash and brush my hair.

Very funny blog, btw -- whether you're making lists or not!

Pearl

Gaines - Truly a day I will never forget. I'm fair...

2009-05-10T22:53:00.000-05:00

Gaines - Truly a day I will never forget. I'm fairly sure I ruined the ecosystem at the rest stop for the foreseeable future.

Chris - Two words. Yul Brynner. That bastard hosed more of Hollywood than the Los Angeles County Fire Department.

If you're lucky enough to have hair, quite griping...

2009-05-10T20:33:00.000-05:00

If you're lucky enough to have hair, quite griping about bad haircuts. No day with hair is a bad hair day. Look, my options are "shaved" or "bowling ball in a hula skirt".

Deal with it.

As much as I enjoy your captions, I like the essay...

2009-05-10T20:28:00.000-05:00

As much as I enjoy your captions, I like the essays even more. The quote about the definition of humility being "having been to most disgusting person in a roadside toilet" makes me laugh everytime I think of it (usually on car trips)

Thanks guys!!

Dani - You don't have to swear. Oh sorry, I forgot...

2009-05-10T19:44:00.000-05:00

Dani - You don't have to swear. Oh sorry, I forgot who I was talking to.

Shawn - I'm feeling you dawg. And now I'm white ag...

2009-05-10T19:43:00.000-05:00

Shawn - I'm feeling you dawg. And now I'm white again. Those bald guys don't know how easy they have it.

Thinkinfyou - You are a genius! Better yet, we're converting to Judaism so we'll always have to wear a yarmulke. Shalom.

I swear to you I went to school with that kid in t...

2009-05-10T19:42:00.000-05:00

I swear to you I went to school with that kid in the first picture..

Poor hambone! Buy the kid a hat they're cheaper th...

2009-05-10T19:06:00.000-05:00

Poor hambone! Buy the kid a hat they're cheaper than a haircut nowadays anyways!

And THIS is exactly why I've spent the majority of...

2009-05-10T18:26:00.000-05:00

And THIS is exactly why I've spent the majority of my life with either long hair or a shaved head. I can't stand getting my hair cut. There may not be a barber nor stylist alive that could do it right.

Nannypanties - Mine are, "Clippers with a six guar...

2009-05-10T17:36:00.000-05:00

Nannypanties - Mine are, "Clippers with a six guard on the sides and back up to about here (judo chop just above the temple), half an inch off the top and blend in between." I have tried the flowbee but I grossly misunderstood its intended purpose and now I must use a colostomy bag.

Winky - Excellent advice! Please send me that picture and I'll bring it with me nexet time.

I feel your pain, Doug...I'm the same way..not jus...

2009-05-10T16:40:00.000-05:00

I feel your pain, Doug...I'm the same way..not just because of the lesser cost, but I just cannot be bothered to make and keep an appointment..I go when I get the whim...or when I can't stand my raggedy mop anymore. I've found that some of the stylists work better from a visual. I gave up on the verbal instructions and now just keep a picture of myself with the hair style I like...that seems to work better for me.

What are these "memorized" instructions that appoi...

2009-05-10T15:38:00.000-05:00

What are these "memorized" instructions that appointment-less scissor wielders find trouble following? And have you tried the Flowbee?