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We'll be the ones having the most fun anyway, LiLu...

2009-05-19T18:33:12.265-05:00

We'll be the ones having the most fun anyway, LiLu. Who could stand listening to all that harp music for the rest of eternity?

"What does it even matter? All these heathens are ...

2009-05-19T16:11:58.802-05:00

"What does it even matter? All these heathens are going to hell anyway."

Eh. Like we don't know.

*Honk honk*

That's the bus I'm driving. You know, to Hell.

Took everyone to see the premiere of Angels & Demo...

2009-05-19T10:40:00.000-05:00

Took everyone to see the premiere of Angels & Demons. After they burned the theatre down, condemned Tom Hanks and Ron Howard to life in purgatory.

Found an image of himself in the blood of a Palest...

2009-05-19T10:36:00.000-05:00

Found an image of himself in the blood of a Palestinian soldier which he put on eBay. All proceeds will go to the New Hat For A Pope foundation.

1) After years of incessant hounding, he finally c...

2009-05-19T09:56:00.000-05:00

1) After years of incessant hounding, he finally convinces Father Sarducci to include his image in the 'Find the Pope in the Pizza' contest.

2) Admitted, once and for all, that the Dreidel song really isn't all that bad.

3) Encouraged thousands of local children in overcoming adversity, using his own example that his childhood nickname was 'Bene Dick.'

4) Emulating a local squirrel, discovered that he could, indeed, fly a short distance if he pulled tight enough on his robe.

5) Debuted his new environmentally friendly Christian policies by tooling around the Mideast in his bulletproof Segway.

I'm impressed with the Sudoku one. He truly is a m...

2009-05-19T09:06:00.000-05:00

I'm impressed with the Sudoku one. He truly is a man of God.

Well, at least I was born first! That's right, I p...

2009-05-18T22:45:00.000-05:00

Well, at least I was born first! That's right, I played the trump card yet again, biznatch!

Chris! I'm blushing! In all honesty we both though...

2009-05-18T21:15:00.000-05:00

Chris! I'm blushing! In all honesty we both thought today's post was pretty lame but it's what we had. The main thing is that Chris said mine was better than Philip's.

It's the simplest one, but I liked the "eggs that ...

2009-05-18T19:08:00.000-05:00

It's the simplest one, but I liked the "eggs that were named after hiim" one.

For reals, Gaines, you big ol' cheddar head.

2009-05-18T18:56:00.000-05:00

For reals, Gaines, you big ol' cheddar head.

Realized that the Middle East is nowhere near the ...

2009-05-18T18:34:00.000-05:00

Realized that the Middle East is nowhere near the North East or the South East, and then got really flustered and tried to order Schweineschnitzel at a Jewish restaraunt.

(maybe I've lived in Wisconsin too long...)

Walter: Yes, Irving is much happier now, though he...

2009-05-18T18:17:00.000-05:00

Walter: Yes, Irving is much happier now, though he thinks that it is a bit focacta that he has to give up two knishes and a blintz every week to maintain the treaty.

And right back at you, Chica!

LOL! I love you guys, so hilarious. :)

2009-05-18T18:06:00.000-05:00

LOL! I love you guys, so hilarious. :)

Irving must be so pleased.

2009-05-18T17:56:00.000-05:00

Irving must be so pleased.