tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417435105671173712.post5053391101527131878..comments2009-06-03T17:25:22.411-05:00DouglasDyerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04170959462409801220noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417435105671173712.post-80251546971983082232009-06-03T17:25:22.411-05:002009-06-03T17:25:22.411-05:00I hope she doesn&#39;t have another &quot;melt down&quot;!Kirstenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417435105671173712.post-30493445119792700192009-06-03T15:13:22.657-05:002009-06-03T15:13:22.657-05:00The new and improved Blow Up Doll. More life like and guarenteed not to pop.nipsyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11061571053152403416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417435105671173712.post-28213789653182024382009-06-03T13:34:31.223-05:002009-06-03T13:34:31.223-05:00Long story short, Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson and a seemingly bikini-waxed Robin Williams were released on their own recognizance.Goonernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417435105671173712.post-6556722571445823182009-06-03T11:00:25.780-05:002009-06-03T11:00:25.780-05:00&quot;Hey, what&#39;s the best way to paint on the VD?&quot;Mikehttp://www.mindofspaz.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417435105671173712.post-53716033616145142862009-06-03T06:29:32.589-05:002009-06-03T06:29:32.589-05:001) Out of the camera&#39;s eye, a wax Christina Aguilera stands by indignantly.<br /><br />2) As two makeup artists apply the finishing touches to Britney&#39;s face, a third artist stationed below makes sure that her wax camel toe looks just right.<br /><br />3) The night guard had a terrible time explaining to his wife how his penis had become completely covered in wax.<br /><br />4) The Yankee Candle Company unveils it&#39;s new &quot;Celebrity Whore Line.&quot;<br /><br />5) Jeff was fired after misunderstanding his boss&#39; instructions to make Britney&#39;s teeth &#39;the whitest he&#39;s ever come across.&#39;moooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417435105671173712.post-79377304312638598582009-06-03T00:32:22.200-05:002009-06-03T00:32:22.200-05:00And in the talent portion of the contest, Wax Britney outscored Real Britney by 45 points.Chris @ Maugeritavillehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14794712479594188124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417435105671173712.post-21509076107542272042009-06-03T00:11:02.310-05:002009-06-03T00:11:02.310-05:00I hope they put the Justin wax dummy next to me!Quirkyloonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06322237955985819169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417435105671173712.post-1536013686450817172009-06-03T00:00:11.709-05:002009-06-03T00:00:11.709-05:00Gawd dammit Richard! You told me you trimmed that damn gerbils claws....surveygirl46noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417435105671173712.post-28664466089726714602009-06-02T23:09:48.137-05:002009-06-02T23:09:48.137-05:00Our first contest entry. I promised myself I wasn&#39;t going to cry...PhilipDyerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12537593031363263383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417435105671173712.post-8775139981901150982009-06-02T22:58:22.235-05:002009-06-02T22:58:22.235-05:00&quot;Wax donated from the local bunny ranch, you wouldn&#39;t believe the amount of candles they use there!&quot;Lady Sarcasmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12968396049579378856noreply@blogger.com