Comments on The Dyer Boys: Top 5 Things Not To Say During A Job Interview

I think you have a really good blog, There are som...

2009-08-24T12:15:09.417-05:00

I think you have a really good blog, There are some really interesting articles featured by our experts on the Inglewood expert page.

You may find them interesting as well.

"So just how extensive ARE those background checks...

2009-07-06T10:19:31.929-05:00

"So just how extensive ARE those background checks? I mean, you can have few felonies, er, misdemeanors, right? As long as there were no convictions?"

Well hell..no wonder I can't get a job. You did f...

2009-07-06T07:50:41.692-05:00

Well hell..no wonder I can't get a job.

You did forget one more thing not to ask during an interview:

"Are bras optional"?

Sheesh! I just need you to mow. When can you sta...

2009-07-05T17:21:35.046-05:00

Sheesh! I just need you to mow. When can you start?

OH, my! And it took all the non-believers with it...

2009-07-04T11:28:29.115-05:00

OH, my! And it took all the non-believers with it!!!

:-)

Excellent lists.

Pearl

"Things Not To Say During A Job Interview" Appare...

2009-07-04T09:50:38.579-05:00

"Things Not To Say During A Job Interview"

Apparently everything I said during my last interview. And the one before that. And the one before...

is that a picture of your daughter? niiice...

2009-07-04T09:48:00.659-05:00

is that a picture of your daughter? niiice...

The voices in my head will not let me leave this i...

2009-07-03T10:12:11.237-05:00

The voices in my head will not let me leave this interview until I ask you, "Seriously, where did you get that God awful tie?"

Philip #5, Doug #3. Totally funny. Thanks for the...

2009-07-03T09:57:15.393-05:00

Philip #5, Doug #3. Totally funny. Thanks for the haha.

1) GOT YOUR NOSE! 2) Any special skills? Sure..I'...

2009-07-03T06:35:48.689-05:00

1) GOT YOUR NOSE!

2) Any special skills? Sure..I'm fluent in most operating systems, and I'm getting really really close to debunking the whole Holocaust hoax.

3) In a typical workday, how much time is allotted for selling Girl Scout cookies?

4) Actually, I DO consider being able to write in cursive with my own feces as a valuable job skill.

5) My one weakness may be my penchant for lying. Oooh..did I lie just then? See? I do that shit so much that even I don't know. Or do I?

Do you lock up the office supplies or can I just h...

2009-07-02T23:37:38.814-05:00

Do you lock up the office supplies or can I just help myself?

Nice! And that's just the verbal no-nos.

2009-07-02T19:00:25.916-05:00

Nice! And that's just the verbal no-nos.

I need to know if I can have Monday off. Hypothe...

2009-07-02T18:34:12.742-05:00

I need to know if I can have Monday off.

Hypothetically speaking, if a pound bag of cocaine were to drop out of my briefcase on the way in from lunch, would you have a problem with that?

I just want to tell you and be on the level - I've been diagnosed with tou...YOU FUCKFACE!

Q: How many sick days do you think it's okay to ta...

2009-07-02T18:11:11.073-05:00

Q: How many sick days do you think it's okay to take in a year?

A: Mmmmm... 6? Well, maybe 5...

Yep, 21 and DUMB...happened to me... Took me a long time to figure out why I didn't get that job...