Comments on The Dyer Boys: 5 Photo Captions - Kris Allen and Minnie Mouse

Minnie hit on my boyfriend in Disney World. She's ...

2009-06-01T16:14:31.716-05:00

Minnie hit on my boyfriend in Disney World. She's worse than Miss Piggy. WHORE!

"Who's the leader of the show that leads to fame o...

2009-06-01T14:23:23.758-05:00

"Who's the leader of the show that leads to fame or foul, Simon Cowell Simon Cowell...CO-WE-LL! Everybody sing!"

Loving Douglas's #4. Kris, you dirty, dirty Idol.

2009-06-01T13:03:07.905-05:00

Loving Douglas's #4. Kris, you dirty, dirty Idol.

I'm staying out of this one...you don't fuck with ...

2009-06-01T09:31:18.149-05:00

I'm staying out of this one...you don't fuck with the mouse!

1) ..and later that evening, after much partying a...

2009-06-01T09:17:50.394-05:00

1) ..and later that evening, after much partying and mimosas, Kris Allen's penis reeked of cheese.

2) And there, in the spotlight, with all the years of his hard work culminating in this one defining moment, Kris Allen silently wished that he were dead.

3) Shortly after this photo was taken, Adam Lambert would reveal himself and begin what would later be known as 'The Idol Mouse Massacre.'

4) In a shocking display, America learns that polka dots tend to trigger Kris Allen's raging case of Tourette's.

5) Worst. Duet. Ever.

Wait.. wasn't I supposed to get a record deal? T...

2009-05-31T16:28:46.688-05:00

Wait.. wasn't I supposed to get a record deal? This blows!

I knew it! See, Douglas, I told you!

2009-05-31T12:19:42.130-05:00

I knew it! See, Douglas, I told you!

That was me, sorry

2009-05-31T11:30:26.065-05:00

That was me, sorry

Hey Johnny!!! Instead of singing Folsom Prison AG...

2009-05-31T11:28:38.246-05:00

Hey Johnny!!! Instead of singing Folsom Prison AGAIN.....Let's try out a new one I've been workin' on, k? Goes like this.....M I C K E Y M O U S E

Theresa - Guess he's not the l**ky winner now. Ch...

2009-05-30T19:29:47.511-05:00

Theresa - Guess he's not the l**ky winner now.

Chris - We have a pretty good following in the Castro. You may want to watch what you admit to here.

Rambler - Wait, that was sarcasm wasn't it? I'm getting pretty good at noticing these things.

Me Me - You have GOT to be aware of the side effects. You've got to.

Listy - I saw the Manipost. Truly inspired.

Quirky - Frankly Quirky, well you know the rest.

Walter - Once you go rat you never go back.

Kris thought the groupies would be hotter than thi...

2009-05-30T18:18:20.953-05:00

Kris thought the groupies would be hotter than this, and slightly more human, but hey, everyone has to start somewhere, right?

"I have always depended on the kindness of cheesy ...

2009-05-30T12:12:14.242-05:00

"I have always depended on the kindness of cheesy singers!"

Just as the poisonous cheese bait began to paralyz...

2009-05-30T10:56:33.553-05:00

Just as the poisonous cheese bait began to paralyze her lungs, Minnie could have sworn she heard the devil sing.

By the way, it took 12 hours but I've let loose the Manilow.

"Sometimes Paula's medication makes her ears swell...

2009-05-30T10:53:48.962-05:00

"Sometimes Paula's medication makes her ears swell up like freaking ping pong paddles.".....hilarious, I'm still on the floor.

I'm in shock. A narrative post? Oh, man, I hate th...

2009-05-30T08:46:44.268-05:00

I'm in shock. A narrative post? Oh, man, I hate those. ;) Okay, I guess I'll return.

This is what I get for having the AT&T folks r...

2009-05-30T00:50:36.814-05:00

This is what I get for having the AT&T folks rig the Idol voting.

"I can't believe I'm f**king doing this. I can't b...

2009-05-29T23:44:09.008-05:00

"I can't believe I'm f**king doing this. I can't believe I"m f**king doing this. I can't believe I'm f**king doing this." What can I say I'm a realist not a comedian. I'll leave the funny stuff to you guys. Can't wait for Wednesdays. Thanks for sharing.