Comments on The Dyer Boys: Top 5 Jokes That Wanda Sykes Didn't Tell

Thanks for setting me straight, FreakSmack, which ...

2009-05-13T16:20:00.000-05:00

Thanks for setting me straight, FreakSmack, which I didn't mean to come out nearly as gay as it did. BTW, when we were setting goals for how funny we wanted the site to be, we both came up with "hell" as the target point.

And you're right, Walt, so people shouldn't be so offended every time I say how articulate he is. I could be talking about his white half!

Yeah - Obama never gets prop for his whiteness sid...

2009-05-13T13:23:00.000-05:00

Yeah - Obama never gets prop for his whiteness side. Isn't he 50/50? So he should get mad props next time he plays golf or does a lecture.

I hate to correct your theories on the "wassup", b...

2009-05-13T13:04:00.000-05:00

I hate to correct your theories on the "wassup", but in 1836 Martin Van Buren ran his campaign based on wassup and was elected. He did not stick with it however and was defeated for re-election when using what he thought would be his next big slang saying "Free Soil", the voters just didn't get it.

I like your site, funny as hell.

That was the highlight of the show for me too, non...

2009-05-12T23:07:00.000-05:00

That was the highlight of the show for me too, noname, because I spent the rest of the night trying to imagine any other president saying, "Whassup?" I have it narrowed down to Andrew Jackson and Rutherford B. Hayes.

Oh, man, that was a great list. Gotta tell ya, wa...

2009-05-12T15:11:00.000-05:00

Oh, man, that was a great list. Gotta tell ya, watchin his speech it was the first time I'd ever heard a President say "wassup?"

In my defense, I live in San Francisco where every...

2009-05-12T13:23:00.000-05:00

In my defense, I live in San Francisco where everyone thinks everything is offensive. Last year, my daughter gave her Serbian-American friend an Indigenous Peoples Day present, but then took it back later when he insulted her feminist essence by complimenting her appearance, so he called her a Native-American giver and got suspended for a week.

Nice list, Moog! Douglas and I are taking turns peeing our pants over the Benny Lava video, BTW.

I'm totally getting fucking audited this year. 1)...

2009-05-12T12:12:00.000-05:00

I'm totally getting fucking audited this year.

1) In order to look inconspicuous when Obama is out on the town, the Secret Service are now required to roll one pant leg up.

2) With a black man now President, the limos have to bulletproofed to stop bullets from EXITING the car.

3) Indeed, Barack Obama has come a long, long way from playing an extra in Grand Theft Auto IV.

4) The White House chefs have had to go back to basics with the new President. There just aren't that many dinner party recipes that include 'chitlins.'

5) The President's most recent declaration is to have the Democratic Donkey symbol be replaced by the Colt 45 Malt Liquor bull.

Suzy - Will do, sugar dumplin'. Quirky - Thanks o...

2009-05-12T12:06:00.000-05:00

Suzy - Will do, sugar dumplin'.

Quirky - Thanks oodles. Archie ruled. Two-word sentences. Hyphenated uncounted!

Dizz - Stay tuned, our next one is going to be about Chinese people and their slanty little...aw dammit, Philip just fainted. I need some cold water over here, people!

This is by far the BEST list you 2 have come up wi...

2009-05-12T11:35:00.000-05:00

This is by far the BEST list you 2 have come up with! I cracked up with each and everyone of them. Especially the food taster one

Yeah.. we are all going to hell but we will know each other there

You guys be fun-neeee! I liked 'em. But of course...

2009-05-12T11:28:00.000-05:00

You guys be fun-neeee!

I liked 'em. But of course, I was a huge fan of All In The Family too.

heh heh Great job boys!

Funny comment on my blog Doug. Link your name so I...

2009-05-12T10:05:00.000-05:00

Funny comment on my blog Doug. Link your name so I can just ahswer you DIrectly. xxss

Thinkinfyou - That's the drugs talking, isn't it? ...

2009-05-12T08:18:00.000-05:00

Thinkinfyou - That's the drugs talking, isn't it? We'll take the compliment anyway.

Winky - We were genuinely uncomfortable writing this post. I freaking HATE white guilt!

Gaines - Damn right.

You thought the Chia Obama was offensive, wait unt...

2009-05-12T07:29:00.000-05:00

You thought the Chia Obama was offensive, wait until this one hits the market:
the Barack Ballpark frank - it plumps when you cook it.

Yes, I braced myself for the worst...but that was ...

2009-05-11T20:38:00.000-05:00

Yes, I braced myself for the worst...but that was frickin funny!! ...and definitely better than Sykes for sure!

Hands down,yall's jokes were better than Wanda's!!...

2009-05-11T20:23:00.000-05:00

Hands down,yall's jokes were better than Wanda's!!