tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417435105671173712.post374985300758419190..comments2009-06-22T09:42:26.948-05:00DouglasDyerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04170959462409801220noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417435105671173712.post-21719683253311349662009-06-22T09:42:26.948-05:002009-06-22T09:42:26.948-05:001) This course wouldn&#39;t take so long if they didn&#39;t put the holes so damn far apart.<br /><br />2) According to the police report, Jim&#39;s last words were, &#39;Who wants to wash my balls?&#39;<br /><br />3) &quot;..and then I eagled hole 12 to come 3 under par. Can I get a whattup?&quot;<br /><br />4) It was on or around this time that Godzilla ripped the top of the car open and ate Jeff.<br /><br />5) Invisibility wears off at the most awkward times.moooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417435105671173712.post-69067562417094878412009-06-20T21:16:50.859-05:002009-06-20T21:16:50.859-05:00&quot;Did anyone see a Titleist Pro V1 roll in here? Do you mind if I play through?&quot;Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10035409330352625930noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417435105671173712.post-1550721167789260912009-06-20T19:15:15.509-05:002009-06-20T19:15:15.509-05:00Awww hell no...rich golf club dude can stand is ass right there...we don&#39;t really see him anyway...Winky Twinkyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10963969249789092099noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417435105671173712.post-47530470028266462982009-06-20T11:54:14.403-05:002009-06-20T11:54:14.403-05:00Oh Hell! I think I was supposed to get on the other train!Collettehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11254803252513819562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417435105671173712.post-9678627197366439912009-06-20T06:58:53.655-05:002009-06-20T06:58:53.655-05:00Has anyone seen my balls? Anyone, anyone?<br /><br /><br />Why on THIS day did I forget my handgun.dizzblndhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14869448149679702821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417435105671173712.post-47744177089296829802009-06-20T00:50:42.288-05:002009-06-20T00:50:42.288-05:00Hmmm... The caddiemaster told me to find a caddie on the train. I&#39;m scared. <br /><br />terrible - but love Douglass #4 ...FOREWaltsense.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05746861545905426865noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417435105671173712.post-18060988977834704922009-06-20T00:34:08.517-05:002009-06-20T00:34:08.517-05:00&quot;Maybe if I stand real still, nobody will notice me.&quot;<br /><br />&quot;Hmm, I wonder if there&#39;s a Carl&#39;s Jr. along this bus line.&quot;Quirkyloonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06322237955985819169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417435105671173712.post-15232509254052670052009-06-19T20:48:42.027-05:002009-06-19T20:48:42.027-05:00Chad wondered, &quot;Hmm, so I gave the guy behind me one ball, and I see he&#39;s playing with. And I gave the milf to my right another ball, and she dropped it. So how many balls do I have left?&quot;Theresahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12667769917288382023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417435105671173712.post-91096722113511709562009-06-19T19:08:39.520-05:002009-06-19T19:08:39.520-05:00After leaving the show &quot;Taxi&quot;, Andy Kaufman reprised his role of Latka Gravas on a failed sitcom entitled &quot;Subway&quot;.<br /><br />Chad totally misunderstood the woman&#39;s request to see his seven-wood.<br /><br />Chiang-Foo Kong regrets his decision to trade an awesome set of Callaways for a used skateboard.Chris@Maugeritavillehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14794712479594188124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6417435105671173712.post-54499296284890250622009-06-19T18:18:14.648-05:002009-06-19T18:18:14.648-05:00After Wally and Eddie left him at the Quik E Mart, The Beav had no choice but to ride the subway home.nipsyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11061571053152403416noreply@blogger.com