Comments on The Dyer Boys: Top 5 Next Celebrities To Die

No, Suzy - you can't guess after it's alre...

2009-07-02T11:58:31.248-05:00

No, Suzy - you can't guess after it's already happened!

Karl Malden.

2009-07-01T18:31:27.963-05:00

Karl Malden.

MM the MM - Either way, your prediction will be co...

2009-06-30T21:39:49.247-05:00

MM the MM - Either way, your prediction will be correct.

Chris - We asked for predictions. Both of those have already happened.

Theresa - Douglas actually deleted my list item that said "Tyra Banks: Excessive fierceness." Okay, he actually approved that one and deleted the Paris Hilton one, but I ignored him.

This was a hilarious post guys! It also elicited a...

2009-06-30T21:20:17.189-05:00

This was a hilarious post guys! It also elicited a bunch of good comments too.

My prediction: Tyra Banks - Spiked heel to the forehead from a disgruntled America's Next Top Model Contestant.

Will Ferrell: Buried under an avalanche of horrifi...

2009-06-30T18:51:36.639-05:00

Will Ferrell: Buried under an avalanche of horrific scripts.

Joan Rivers: Melting on a cruise in the Bahamas.

Oprah Winfrey.. she's going to explode from th...

2009-06-30T17:12:11.275-05:00

Oprah Winfrey.. she's going to explode from the eating binge she is on... no wait she is going to die from an eating disorder..wait.. she is eating again she is going to explode...Damn it Oprah make up your fucking mind so I can make this prediction and impress everyone..Either inhale all those donuts and explode already or starve yourself into oblivion..

Anonymous - Gary will never die as long as he live...

2009-06-30T16:26:33.711-05:00

Anonymous - Gary will never die as long as he lives on in the hearts of those who love him. Namely, you.

Surveygirl46 - You've played right into my theory that Carol Channing and Carrot Top are the same person.

CB Jones - Technically, Gary is more machine than human now so you were right.

LiLu - Aaaawwww, we love us too.

"2. Kate Gosselin - Hit head after tripping o...

2009-06-30T15:55:15.859-05:00

"2. Kate Gosselin - Hit head after tripping on uterus."

A) I just threw up.

B) and scheduled a hysterectomy.

C) Love you guys.

Had no idea Busey was still alive. I figured the B...

2009-06-30T15:50:51.582-05:00

Had no idea Busey was still alive. I figured the Busey on Tru TV's Smoking Gun show was a robot.

Here's my death-lotto choices: Sally Struther...

2009-06-30T14:17:28.356-05:00

Here's my death-lotto choices:

Sally Struthers - She'll either explode from that last slice of GodFathers OR
Some Save the Children kid that actually made it out of wherever alive will murder her at Baskin Robbins after having stalked her for the last 10 years

Carrot Top - Castrated after an angry JOHN mistakes him for the Lucille Ball impersonating transvestite who gave him crabs

Carol Channing - Just because it's time..

Gary Busey will never die! I just got his voice o...

2009-06-30T12:42:00.917-05:00

Gary Busey will never die!

I just got his voice on my GPS and he is one funny fucker! He says some crazy ass things to me while driving. Check it out and keep Gary alive.

I think the site I got it from was called Navtones. It's some funny shit!

Chris - The only surprise is that it hasn't ha...

2009-06-30T11:51:37.157-05:00

Chris - The only surprise is that it hasn't happened already.

Imposter - Did you know you have "KY" in your name? :-)

Dizz - The trick is to marinate her for an hour before throwing her to your dogs.

kathcom - I'll just wait for you to finish... (Douglas: the previous has been a "that's what she said" set up for you.)

Dizz deux - The whole reason that men have a uvula is to prevent this sort of thing from happening.

Moooooog - I assume that Megan Fox has built up quite a tolerance by now.

1) Mary Kate Olsen: ..or was it Ashley...ah, shit...

2009-06-30T09:47:33.961-05:00

1) Mary Kate Olsen: ..or was it Ashley...ah, shit...the skinny one...with the eating disorder...fuck it...I've confused myself.

2) Richard Gere: Fuzzy wuzzy bowel obstruction.

3) Megan Fox: Moooooog penis overdose.

4) C. Thomas Howell: Falling into obscurity.

5) Jenna Jameson: Sucked into a black hole when her vagina begins collapsing under it's own weight.

i love the george michael one.. though I didn'...

2009-06-30T08:40:22.107-05:00

i love the george michael one.. though I didn't know males had a uvula ;)
I know... I'll keep my day job

The George Michael one is too funny. Really, I alm...

2009-06-30T08:39:41.978-05:00

The George Michael one is too funny. Really, I almost hurt myself laughing at it.

My picks are Patrick Swayze--Hit by a car on his way to a doctor's appointment;

and the ShamWow guy--Autoerotic asphyxiation. Found with ShamWow stuffed into throat and a jizzed-on photo of Billy Mays near the body.

Autopsy results explain the earpiece. He had been partially assimilated into the Borg when they realized he was worthless to them and discontinued the process.

Did I go too far? Sometimes I just don't know when a joke is finished.

Kate Moss .... neighborhood kids mistaking her fo...

2009-06-30T08:38:30.058-05:00

Kate Moss .... neighborhood kids mistaking her for a stick and playing fetch with her body with their dogs one too many times

Both "Dyer boys" for impersonating Dyer ...

2009-06-30T06:50:30.993-05:00

Both "Dyer boys" for impersonating Dyer boys!

I think you've got something with the Gary Bus...

2009-06-30T04:45:53.362-05:00

I think you've got something with the Gary Busey prediction.