Comments on The Dyer Boys: I Swear, People

Once, when I was in Desert Storm, there was a Brit...

2009-06-18T20:36:08.203-05:00

Once, when I was in Desert Storm, there was a British Unit located adjacent to ours. One of our guys smashed his thumb and let out a continuous string of every curse word he knew. An onlooking Brit responded by saying (supply thick British accent) "I've never heard anyone curse in sentences before. That's bloody marvelous." I was so proud.

There's nothing better than a good swear word.

2009-06-05T12:11:04.177-05:00

There's nothing better than a good swear word.

I used to know this single mom who cursed like a s...

2009-06-05T10:51:10.876-05:00

I used to know this single mom who cursed like a sailor (I guess...I've really never met a sailor) in front of her young children. Then, she would go ballistic when the kids would casually use the same words. Also, she smelled like corn.

I like not cursing as much as I used to. Now when...

2009-06-04T16:37:49.750-05:00

I like not cursing as much as I used to. Now when I let loose an F-bomb, everybody knows that I'm serious and I get my way.

If you drop a paperclip and say "f***ing co**su**er **nt," then how do you ever let people know you're really mad without having to kill them? And where should I put their bodies?

My wife would agree with this one. Her term of end...

2009-06-04T11:30:10.236-05:00

My wife would agree with this one. Her term of endearment for me is motherf___ker. (That's not an exaggeration.)

I hope you said that loud enough for everyone to h...

2009-06-04T10:34:34.286-05:00

I hope you said that loud enough for everyone to hear, Tiggy.

Heheh. I saw one of those 'no swearing' signs in ...

2009-06-04T09:46:25.503-05:00

Heheh.

I saw one of those 'no swearing' signs in Virginia Beach.

Of course the first stupid words out of my mouth were "What the fuck does that sign mean?"

Ah, Dani - You set the standard for the rest of us...

2009-06-04T09:33:21.538-05:00

Ah, Dani - You set the standard for the rest of us to aspire to.

And thanks for the suggestion, Moog. I'll start working on a Swearanimals iPhone app right now.

Dizz: I too love wandering the halls of my younger daughter's elementary school and listening to the little tykes misusing profanity. "Leave me the ass alone or I'll dick you!"

Quirky: We accept all types here. Even non-vulgarians.

Holy shit, Dyer! You have no manners. There are fu...

2009-06-04T09:33:16.122-05:00

Holy shit, Dyer! You have no manners. There are fucking ladies reading this blog mister!

Who knew the Japanese were so extremely excellent?...

2009-06-04T09:27:37.521-05:00

Who knew the Japanese were so extremely excellent? Kids cursing inthe playground, good work guys.

Excuuuuuse..... hard....to...type..... cuz....I'...

2009-06-04T09:02:32.077-05:00

Excuuuuuse.....

hard....to...type.....

cuz....I'm.....so....

wimpy......pee gee!

Ha! I drink your effin milkshake!

Wimps Unite!

i SERIOUSLY DON'T BELIEVE I could hold a conversa...

2009-06-04T08:58:54.460-05:00

i SERIOUSLY DON'T BELIEVE I could hold a conversation without the obligitory f-bomb. It's the perfect word.

I was thinking about how much the younger kids are swearing as well. I figure eventually, it will just be an accepted form of communication and everybody will have to adpt.

Years from now, we will all look back and see how silly were were for saying words were :bad" they are just fucking words.. right?

I like taking it a bit further and create my own n...

2009-06-04T06:25:56.289-05:00

I like taking it a bit further and create my own new swears.

It's like Mad-Libs but without the need for social acceptance.

Holy Fuckshit!

..or..in reverse...

Holy Shitfuck!!

(I don't want to know what the latter looks like)

Ah, mothershitter.

Great jesus sonofafuck!

Feel free to mix and match.

It's like Garanimals but completely different.

Ahhh fuck, no bad words here ? Thanks for the shou...

2009-06-04T01:08:39.197-05:00

Ahhh fuck, no bad words here ?
Thanks for the shout out !!!!
Oh wait, someone said douchebag ?
I'm here..the douchebag is here ....!!!
I'm always to the rescue..ya know... :)

Wow, I'm so turned on right now. Chris, say, "F**i...

2009-06-03T23:59:19.621-05:00

Wow, I'm so turned on right now. Chris, say, "F**ing Douchebag" again...

I'm an avid fuck user,and proud of it.I love the l...

2009-06-03T21:38:56.980-05:00

I'm an avid fuck user,and proud of it.I love the look on people's faces when I let it flow in mixed company. For me,it's one of life's simple pleasures!

My personal favorite is "F***ing Douchebag." Just...

2009-06-03T20:41:55.447-05:00

My personal favorite is "F***ing Douchebag." Just has that New Jersey flavor to it.

Funny. When "the man" first met me, I had the mout...

2009-06-03T19:39:43.090-05:00

Funny. When "the man" first met me, I had the mouth of a reincarnated drunken sailor turned trucker. No joke. As much as he got a kick out of it, eventually it started to bother him. Now I'm not one to normally change my perfect self for anyone, but I decided to make an exception in this case. After 6 months of almost no cursing, even thinking the word f*ck makes me turn around and look for witnesses.

I didn't completely lose though. Cursing at him to f*ck me h*rder, now takes on much more meaning.

Oh, and even without using those words, Google still gives me an NC-17 rating. Gotta be the veggie love, damn vegetable racists.