I'm sorry to say that this will be our last blog post for at least the foreseeable future. Douglas's office brought the hammer down on internet use at work and he can't afford the time to do this completely at home. Turns out they don't like it when employees spend 7.5 out of every 8 work hours coming up with captions and top 5 lists. Slavedrivers! So unfortunately, this means that we're going to have to make a clean break of the blog. The Betty Ford Clinic says that's the best way to do it and we never stop asking ourselves, "What would Betty Ford do?"
This sucks because we have really enjoyed writing this blog and meeting some of the funniest people with internet access. Ah well. We'll still hang around and read you guys when we can. And we'll miss you when we don't. Keep up the great work!
XXOO,
Philip & Douglas
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25 comments:
Ummmm.... I don't think so.
You will just have to neglect your family and mundane, household chores like the rest of us do.
Say it ain't so!
TOP FIVE REAL REASONS THE DYER BOYS ARE HANGING IT UP:
1. Phillip's carpal tunnel syndrome has finally gotten the best of him, and he doesn't even type.
2. They're tired of being owned by Quirkyloon on caption contests at other sites.
3. Mrs. Douglas Dyer put the kibbosh on it. She DOES wear the pants, ya know.
4. They're moving on to bigger and better things . . . MySpace.
5. Phillip finally had his "Fight Club" moment and realized that Douglas doesn't actually exist.
Seriously though, boys, we're gonna miss you around these parts. Come visit often!
I hope you guys will change your minds. I've enjoyed being privy to your diseased outlooks. Your friends in the real world shouldn't be the only ones to benefit from them!
I'll miss you and treasure my Dyer Boys award forever.
NOOOOOOOOO!! Come on guys... you gotta find a way to keep your blog. Maybe just do something once or twice a week... ya know, like those of us less talented.
DO NOT make us have a blog funeral, we still want you around...
One more thing to Doug about his unreasonable employer... (the fargin bastages)...
Doug, you need to implement a Phuket Room at your work place like I am... helps
No way!
Say it ain't so!
Wow. I'm sad.
Very sad.
tugs on ear
I'm so glad we had this time together.
Just to read your funny blog of you two.
Seems we just got started
And before you know it
Comes the time we have to say
Toodle-ooo!
Come back soon! Please?
Come on, boys. What kind of excuse is that? If I can get away with posting at work, so can you.
Gonna miss you - unless you change your mind...or get smarter about the way you work...
Wait, what's this? It's not April 1st. What's happening here? Well you guys'll just have to stop working so you'll have more time for blogging. How important can a regular income be anyway? This is a shame. You guys are extremely talented and have brightened up the interwebs with your humour. My "Wonder Twins" award is now a collector's item. I'm honoured to have ben awarded it. Hope you'll visit from time to time.
This is totally uncool. *yells* Get your asses back here!
Noooooooooooooooooooo.........
[slow motion]
How will I ever earn my 'Dyer Boys coffee mug'?!?!?!?
Later boys...and let us all know when you return to us.
I told myself I wasn't gonna cry...
no.. I just found you guys.. and moved..and lost the net..and got it back..and lost you..
I'm saddened...
Hey! Are they gone yet? Can we start looting? HUH? Quirky, back up the truck so we can load all this stuff up! LOL
WHAT???!!! I am HEARTBROKEN!! This CAN'T be true!!! You guys are too funny to stop. PLEASE reconsider!!!
[Stands up among shocked crowd in silent auditorium and starts the slow-clap.]
I'm just reading this - which shows how much free time I have. You can do it, you just have to organize. I have cut out time spent in the bathroom to blog. If you add up those moments, you can get a lot done even after you account for the diaper changes.
Slackers!
*sniff sniff*
Oh no! Don't leave us! I've had to pretty much stop blogging too since the kids have been home full time this summer. I hope to be back in Sept.
btw, I hope I didn't make you guys cry when I made fun of you on my blog.
http://momjeansblogger.blogspot.com/2009/07/safety-first.html
What?! NOOOOOOOO! You two have the funniest blog out there!!!
:-(
Pearl
Ok so I'm like almost a month friggin late for this post, been so damn busy. That totally bites, what am I to do without the dyer boys, you lot are the 2 in my O2. :/
Get back soon.. please. :D
ironically enough my AS word is: chill
I read it..and waited..and waited... I wanted to be the smart one who could comment that I knew you wouldn't really leave..
BUT YOU HAVEN'T COME BACK YET!!!
This is madness, its insanity...its horribly sad..
Just stay awake all night long like I do..the wifey will understand..
Ughhh...This has been a horrible summer for us bloggers..illnesses, absentees, loss of internet, what next??
The world must be ending..
You mean between the two of you, you can't figure out how to write at least one blog post a week? Liar, liar, pants on fire! You each write 1/2 a blog, weld it together in the middle and post it. See? Simple. We don't care if it makes sense, we'll laugh at anything.
Hope you can work out something.
Gosh, guys. I made a come back, surely you can too. I'll be waiting!
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