Top 5 Scenes Left Out Of The Brüno Movie

Following up on the success of “Borat,” Sacha Baron Cohen’s new movie “Brüno” opens this week, featuring a gay Austrian fashion journalist learning all about America. The movie is causing controversy because of its outrageous stunts and practical jokes, but there were actually several things that they cut out of the movie for being too offensive. We have investigated this thoroughly (assuming that "thoroughly" means "not at all") and come up with a list of them just for you:



Philip's list:

1. Went to a sensitivity training seminar wearing a t-shirt that said “Bon Appetit” with an arrow pointing at his crotch.

2. Did a 10-minute phone interview with Larry King while having sex the entire time with Perez Hilton.

3. Accidentally killed Tyra Banks in a “fierce off.”

4. Attended mass at St Patrick’s Cathedral wearing his “I don’t mind if you’re straight as long as you act gay in public” t-shirt.

5. During interview with Hillary Clinton, asked where she had her sex change done.


Douglas's List:

1. Fake interview with Dr. Phil actually cured him of his fake homosexuality.

2. Unwittingly became first person in history to get ass kicked by Dennis Kucinich.

3. Poo flinging contest with Bubbles the Chimp went horribly awry.

4. Unexpectedly won suit on Judge Judy Show brought against George Michaels for giving gay a bad name.

5. First guest to be removed from Rachel Ray show after trying to put "special sauce" in her 30-minute meal.

If you know about any other omitted scenes from Brüno, please let us know in the Comments Section. Danke schön!