Monday, July 6, 2009

Caption Winners - 7/6/09

You may have noticed we only did one caption contest last week. This was due to the...what's that? You didn't notice? Oh well I just assumed that...pardon? Oh, this is Douglas. Or Doug, sure whichever you...Dyer. Douglas Dyer. From TheDyerBoys Blog. Dude, it's the blog you're reading RIGHT NOW! OK forget it, there's one award today because there was one contest last week because there was a holiday and our computers were threatening to contact HR if we didn't give them the day off Friday. Stupid computers.

Here is the picture from last week:



I know, it was startling, wasn't it? I think the picure was either about firework safety or the national tragedy that is white-girl-on-white-girl inner city crime that goes so underreported these days. Anyhonky, there were many quality entries indluding these, which we are carefully not labelling as "losers". Any one of these might have won if the real winner had failed to participate. Or if they were, you know, better.

Chris@Maugeritaville:
Unconventional dress aside, the cremation of Michael Jackson went off without a hitch.

Sue:
Mommy says they had me so you can have one of my kidneys. I'm not sure I'm okay with that.

moooooog35
Keanu Reeves' acting coaches get into a heated argument.
and
Had they known they'd be going through clothes this fast, the Human Torch and Elasti-girl probably never would have had kids.

But the clear winner this week was Heather Cherry with her chilling homage to the serial killer from Silence of the Lambs:

It tells me where it hid my favorite Barbie or it gets the sparkler again.

Goodness. I have goosebumps. Heather, please accept our humble token for a job well done.


5 comments:

Heather Cherry said...

Yesssssssssssssssss! Thank you so much! I'll cherish this award always! Or at least until the next award I win.

moooooog35 said...

That's the last time I give one of you assholes a mug.

DouglasDyer said...

Heather - We think you may have sprung a leak. Congratulations and please get yourself checked out by a professional.

Moooooog - We know that's just your pride talking. And quite possibly the gin. We're not going to take it personally.

Sue said...

Just tell me I was second, I'll leave here quietly and continue to participate in your damn caption contests.

PhilipDyer said...

You were totally second, Sue. And that's only because Douglas has it in for you.