Caption Winners - 7/20/09

Why yes, I did have a lovely time at the beach, thanks for asking. I even remember most of it, which is not exactly my style. Must be getting old. But enough about me, let's talk about you and your captions.

Our first picture from last week was of a perturbed Jessica Simpson who had just been dumped by Dallas Cowboy quarterback Tony Romo. We voted and ranked and re-voted and re-ranked but to no avail. We have our first tie. The first winner is Waltsense with:
"Maybe I should of played with his balls more. I know TO always played with his balls and he really liked him."

Walt went all carnal on our asses. And we liked it. Our second winner is Chris with:
"All this time and he never even took me to his rib restaurant."

Chris, you had us at ribs.



Our second picture was of Shaquille O'Neal with some monks or some damn thing. We had no trouble picking a winner on this one despite many quality entries. Moooooog, come on down. Again.

"Without Chris Tucker, this new 'Rush Hour' movie is gonna really suck."



Congratulations winners. Here is your well-earned award.