5 Photo Captions - Shaq

What's wrong with Chinese monks? Seriously, what are they thinking? The guys down at the Henan Province Shaolin Temple are going along just fine for, like, 2000 years or something, and then they have to go and invite Shaquille O'Neal to hang out with them. Why would they do that? And why would Shaq want to go? Oh, we know the answer, people, we just want to see what you think the answer is.



Douglas's list:
1. When the US team plays the Tibetan National Team, they usually just send one player.

2. "OK little Buddha man, I caught the fly, now teach me that secret crane move."

3. Shaq was finally turning to higher powers for help with his free throws.

4. "I'm happy to be in Cleveland and everything but damn I thought LeBron would be taller."

5. A diplomatic crisis was narrowly averted after Shaq asked the monk who he had to screw to get some damn dumplings up in this bitch.

Philip's list:
1. Shaquille O’Neal tries not to laugh while meeting the new center of Nepal’s fledgling basketball team.

2. “You give us Yao Ming back and we will return Mr. O'Neal to you unharmed. No? No deal? Dammit, I told you we should have taken LeBron!"

3. Shaq always shows respect when he knows that he’s been out-blinged.

4. After negotiations with the Cavaliers collapsed, Shaquille O’Neal decided to join the South China Golden Turtles League.

5. "What do you mean he's not President Obama? I've been calling him that all afternoon."

I have a confession to make... we just made all that stuff up about why Shaq went to the Chinese monastery. We have no idea what's going on here, but we're pretty sure the word "Shaq-fu" will appear somewhere in the description. If you can think of a good caption for this picture that will finally put to rest just WTF is going on, then we want to hear from you! The one we like the most or the woman with the cutest headshot will win a fabulous prize! Well, we think it's a fabulous prize.