What we here at The Dyer Boys were wondering is what exactly is going through her pretty little head right now after getting dumped? What could possibly be going through that little, vacuous, unoccupied, echo-inducing head of hers? So long as it keeps making enough boobs to strain the seams of her new bikini, we don't particularly care. But just in case you were curious, we have gone deep, deep between her ears in your stead. Cold. Soooo coooold...
Douglas's List
1) Tony...Tony...is he the tall one that's always throwing footballs to those black fellas?
2) Great, now that I'm free, the Dyer boy I want is married. I guess I'll settle for the other one.
3) I have never been so miserable in my whole life. I can't sleep, I can't eat. Weeelllll, I guess I can eat just a little.
4) All I can say is that Tony has broken my heart so bad that...oh my GOD those shoes are ADORABLE!!! Jimmy Chu? Gucci? D&G?
5) I guess I just couldn't give him everything he wanted. Like intellleck...intel..convossat..like smart talking.
Philip's List
1) Why do all the bad things happen to pretty blonde multi-millionaires?
2) Oh my God, y’all. My hair looks so awesome today. I like bacon.
3) How dare he break up with me! Just for that, I’m going to tell his parents that he lied about us being virgins.
4) How long are you supposed to wait before starting to date again after a pretend gay boyfriend breaks up with you? Is it like a week or something?
5) Oh, wait, if I just use yt + p(t)yt + q(t)y = g(t) to find the nonhomogenous differential equation, then I could just use g(t) to guess as to the form of Yp(t), leaving the coefficient undetermined. Duh!.
OK, people, pull yourselves together. Jessica needs us now and we're not going to let her down on my watch. If you know what she was thinking please enter your caption in the Comments section. She must have been thinking something, right? Right?
8 comments:
I just can't stand it when a man tells me Chicken of the Sea isn't chicken...hello!
When Jessica discovered Tony in bed with a redhead she pulled out a gun and pointed it at her head. "Please baby, I can explain" said Tony. "Shut up" said Jessica, "Or your next!"
Hmmm. When Tony said that he never wants to see me again, does that mean that we're off for drinks Wednesday?
Without even knowing it, Jessica Simpson is in both of our caption things today.. lol
My caption for yours..
"Here's how I can make my chin look like it has cellulite..hehe"
I would try to come up with some sort of "great minds think alike" comment, but I'm sure that doesn't apply on our end.
I'm bored. Do you think it's time I put out a new fragrance?
All this time and he never even took me to his rib restaurant.
Maybe I should of played with his balls more. I know TO always played with his balls and he really liked him.
PS. GO EAGLES
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