Douglas's list:
1. When you translate the "Hokey Pokey" into Turkish, you get really disturbing results.
2. "There has got to be a better way to get out these smudges. Don't you guys have a Swiffer or something?"
3. The Supreme Court had no idea what Ashton Kutcher meant by "You've just been punked," but they did know that he was about to be fast-tracked to a really rapey prison.
4. Yes their services were expensive but they had never failed to find a contact lens.
5. Willy Wonka said the floor would taste like butterscotch. Willy Wonka lied.
Philip's list:
1. "Hey, my board smells like feet and ass too. How about yours, Faruk?"
2. Turkish scientists caused a commotion during the unveiling of their new pheromone compound when they accidentally spilled it on the floor.
3. The most humble man in the group is chosen to be the Goddess's tampon for the entire year.
4. "Remember the rules, gentlemen - the first one to slide his quarter to the other side of the gym using only his nose wins a brand new camel!"
5. People probably wouldn't respect the Supreme Court as much if they knew what their initiation process involved.
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When they accepted jobs as janitors, they had no idea they would be mopping the floor with their heads
"Put one Dervish in, ya put one dervish out, and them you shake it all about. Do the Turkey pokey, and you turn yourself around,
That's what it's all about.
"Everybody was sham wow fighting! Those hats were fast as ligtning!"
And the search continues for new Devo band members. Seen here, the new recruits are being whipped into shape.
As they waited for the miller's daughter to start spinning the yarn into gold, they snickered into their robes knowing the name Mahmoud Ahmadinejad would never be guessed.
You erasure heads are a riot. Not a title btw, just the truth.
In preparation for their trip to find the Amazon women, they practice the sacred ritual of Human Tampon Offering.
Jesus, Bob, I didn't want to join the Masons. I'm just looking for a drywaller.
- sphoot
In this scene, Brad's wanting to be a 2H pencil like the rest of the kids, but he's still a few months short of eraserence. He can't rub out like everyone else. Brad, remember: no streak, but lots of rubbing. Okay ... Action!
- exciolo
(fyi, that signature thing is Captcha. Some day, there will be a book and I hope it's mine).
The first thing that came to my mind was a sewing thimble. Or perhaps those earplugs that hunters wear.
Your guys lists were hilarious as usual. Thanks:)
First one to find the wine bottle for these corkheads wins!
Hey, it's my ass Phenergan!!!!
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