Philip's list:
1. Obama keeps all of the nuclear launch codes written on left forearm.
2. President Bush left a huge stash of comic books in his bottom desk drawer.
3. Rahm Emanuel cries like a baby every time a General Foods International Coffee ad comes on TV.
4. They're totally stealing cable from next-door neighbor.
5. For some reason, President Clinton's old headboard is covered in notches.
Douglas's list:
1. President Obama can't go to sleep unless his Hello Kitty nitelite is on.
2. Just tons of Monica Lewinski's bubble gum stuck under Oval Office desk.
3. That guy Cheney shot is stuffed and mounted in the Lincoln Bedroom.
4. Michelle insisted that Laura Bush's stripper pole be removed from the Presidential bedroom.
5. Front door bell plays 50 Cent's "In The Club."
Know some interesting facts about Obama's White House? Leave them in the Comments!
10 comments:
1) Michele Obama finds no problem walking around in a simple tube top and strap-on penis.
2) Plans are currently underway to change the name of the White House to 'The White Hizzy.'
3) Tony Almeida still has a working CIP device.
4) The President's new dog is actually a midget from Chile named 'Guapo.'
5) Joe Biden must fill out a form every time he goes to the bathroom, indicating if he's taking an 'Air Force 1' or 'Air Force 2.'
Not a real list guys, just a little clarification. The codes are written on his RIGHT forearm. Obama is a lefty. The books left by Bush are actually old Mad magazines featuring Alfred E.Newman of which is the second after George Sr. whom he actually respects.
I watched both nights, how did I miss these? Must have been when I switched over to see what was happening on "Daisy of Love".
Man, you guys made it to the very last one before you relented and went with an ethnic joke. So close.
I loved the one about the comic books and the gum under the desk.
Funny stuff, as per usual.
hahahaha nice nice
Moog - Oh not Guapo. Is he double jointed? Tattoo of Ethel Merman on the inside of his right thigh? Good Lord we need to go to Code Red people!!!
Etta - Oh shoot, we always watch TV reflected from a mirror. I guess that would be his right arm then.
MeMe - Oh why did you have to mention Daisy? Oh God, I want her sooooo bad. Daisy, pick me, not one of those losers!!!
Chris - Philip actually had one about the motorcade and jumper cables. I would not let him cross that line.
Porkstar - You are one repetitive bastard.
Chris - No, I didn't. Douglas - Shut up or I'm telling Mom. Porkstar - You are one repetitive bastard.
1. Tug on the beard of the Lincoln statue and a wall panel opens up to reveal the Bat Pole - that's what she said.
2. Ghost of Thomas Jefferson roams the halls looking hornily at Michelle and commenting upon her "fine breeding stock."
3. There is a candy dish on the coffee table in the Oval Office that still contains a mass of stuck-together hard candy from the Reagan years.
4. The President likes to soak in the Taft bathtub but is still warming up to the idea of the Taft bidet.
5. Talent night at the White House: prepare for the vocal stylings of The Two Barry's! (This is also a Barry Manilow fact.)
1) Obama has teleprompters every where he goes to ensure he doesn't say something stupid.
2) He hopes the teleprompter guy doesn't forget to hit "next" so he is not left looking like and idoit in mid sentence
Holy Crap! The commenters are as funny as your posts! LOL
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