
Philip's 5:
1. Riots in street. Cars burning. Just scored tix to Jonas Bros concert in Damascus!! #jonasbrothers
2. @farzad Dude, assloads of people marching outside. Did something happen? Been hittin tha chronic w/my boyz this wk.
3. Forget about all this Ahmedinijad and Mousavi crap – have you seen the new topless pic of Lindsay Lohan? Hot!! #lindsaylohan
4. @ramesh WTF, girl? You can’t come over to help me w/hmwrk but you have time to meet Behrouz for lunch? Way uncool! #bitch
5. Had lamb kabob and kateh for breakfast. Going to check out Year One at multiplex with my posse. Death to America. #jackblack
Douglas's 5:
1. I don't know who this is but if you ask to see my daughter's knees one more time I will break you.
2. I wish everyone on the street would hush up. They're about to announce whether Madonna got that baby. #madonnaisgod
3. Thousands marching! Streets packed with young Iranians. Total gropefest! Partayzies!
4. I stopped being upset that my vote doesn't count once I heard about America's electoral college. LAME!
5. @sharzi OMG, I am ttlly out of lip wax, the streets are packed, and Mohammed is picking me up at 6! Plz tell me you have a Sally's Beauty by your house!
If any of you have seen any tweets from our Persian brethren and sistren, please let us know in the Comments section below.








12 comments:
ROTFLMAO! I'm just gonna ease on out of this blog now!
signed: Sweet, fuzzy, funny peach
Guess I'm still in the dark ages, since I haven't done the Twitter thing yet....now I'm not sure if I want to...
LMAO @ I don't know who this is but if you ask to see my daughter's knees one more time I will break you
I am proud to say I don't Twitter, so I can't help you out on this one
Great job, boys. Loved the "ask to see my daughter's knees" one.
Great piece. I know it's lame to just comment "great piece," but seriously, great piece.
I love you guys. You're both seriously disturbed.
I loved them all but Philip's no. 5...really did me in.
My tummy hurts from laughing so much!
"Death to America."
LMBO!
SFFP: What? You don't want to help stir up international conflict?
Winky & Dizz: Come on in - the Twitter's fine!
Chris: I liked that one too. :-)
Ryan: Great comment.
Suzy: Right back atcha! (Did that sonud cool? I was going for cool.)
Quirky: It's the same as doing 100 crunches! XXOO - The Abdominatrix
1. Off to bring package to new 'pharmaceutical lab.' Just notice I have 7 fingers on one hand. Weird! LOL!
2. I just got poop on my burkha. Much shame I feel. K. Off to Starbucks!
3. Just saw trailer for 'Bruno.' LOL! If I am not dismembered in this riot I am totally seeing it.
4. FYI - ShamWOW does not clean up blood of infidels. Scam!
5. Just noticed Ahmadinejad says 'nucular.' He is so redneck.
Hahaha...love it.. I got one yesterday, can't remember who said it now and I actually looked..lol
"I went green to support the protest(and to get laid) RT please"
Gotta love the twitter
LMAO!! Hilarious!
Moog - 7 fingers on one hand is just more for you to love.
Nipsy - Whatever it takes to fight the good fight.
Kirsten - Please don't LYAO. How will you keep your britches up? Just wanted to say britches. Britches.
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