Caption Winners!

Last week's sudden downpour of dead celebrities caused us to change our lineup just a tad, but we still have two proud winners to recognize today. The first winner for captioning the lovely photo of Satan jumping over babies stacked up in the middle of the road like cord wood goes to:

Winner #1



"May the stench of my feet compel you!" - by LadySarcasm

Congratulations, Chica! You've won a tiny cartoon!

Honorable mentions go to moooooog35, Christina_the_wench, and Quirkyloon. For those of you following closely, yes, those were the only other people to enter, but we still liked them. For reals, yo.


Winner #2

Our other award winner this week is for the best made-up celebrity quote about Michael Jackson's untimely passing. And the chintzy WonderTwin icon goes to:



Elton John: Of course, I'll be singing at his funeral. Now, what's a word for 'pedophile' that rhymes with 'candle'? - by KathCom

Dishonorable mentions go to Sue, Jon, and our old friend Gaines. All of you were almost good enough, but not.

Here is your extraordinarily prestigious award:



Congratulations!