Today's picture is a wax statue of home girl Britney Spears at Madame Tussaud's in London. A couple of makeup artists are lacquering on the final layer of makeup and scabs, for realism. This is all in preparation of her world tour, Circus, to support her children's future therapy and her constant requirement for IV antibiotics. Please enter your caption in the Comments below. By the by, we are still not 100% on what the award will be although we do know it will be a picture and nothing remotely monetary.
Douglas's list:
1. Always the perfectionist, Madame Tussaud insisted that the statue be infected with gonorrhea.
2. OK, I know for SURE those aren't real.
3. "Well of course she's not EXACTLY like Britney. She's a dummy that
can't sing. Oh, now I think I see your point."
4. Madame Tussaud would always regret her decision not to use the
original cast of Britney climbing out of the back of a limo without
panties.
5. The wax Skoal can in her back pocket is eerily lifelike.
Philip's list:
1. Wax museum employees spent over an hour working on her makeup before realizing that this was the actual Britney Spears.
2. This is the first statue at Madame Tussaud's with inflatable parts, just in case anything changes.
3. Janelle works hard to find the just the right shade of red for Britney's neck.
4. Oddly enough, this statue has 20% more real parts than the actual Britney Spears.
5. Madame Tussaud's employees had to repair the Britney Spears statue after it was roughly violated by a very drunk Kevin Federline.
OK this is your first chance to win a prize from the Dyer twins. Don't act like you're not excited. Because you are.
10 comments:
"Wax donated from the local bunny ranch, you wouldn't believe the amount of candles they use there!"
Our first contest entry. I promised myself I wasn't going to cry...
Gawd dammit Richard! You told me you trimmed that damn gerbils claws....
I hope they put the Justin wax dummy next to me!
And in the talent portion of the contest, Wax Britney outscored Real Britney by 45 points.
1) Out of the camera's eye, a wax Christina Aguilera stands by indignantly.
2) As two makeup artists apply the finishing touches to Britney's face, a third artist stationed below makes sure that her wax camel toe looks just right.
3) The night guard had a terrible time explaining to his wife how his penis had become completely covered in wax.
4) The Yankee Candle Company unveils it's new "Celebrity Whore Line."
5) Jeff was fired after misunderstanding his boss' instructions to make Britney's teeth 'the whitest he's ever come across.'
"Hey, what's the best way to paint on the VD?"
Long story short, Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson and a seemingly bikini-waxed Robin Williams were released on their own recognizance.
The new and improved Blow Up Doll. More life like and guarenteed not to pop.
I hope she doesn't have another "melt down"!
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