We found this doughy patron of all things suburbia grossly misplaced on public transportation along with a bitchin' set of Callaway golf clubs. His expression bespeaks anxiety for his possessions and his very chastity. We were helpless to resist. Please add your own captions in the Comments section below. And remember, it's not just for laughs and posterity - it's also for this here worthless prize.
Philip's list:
1. Danny’s friends made fun of him when he stayed up every night perfecting his peripheral vision, but the braless MILF to his right was making it all worthwhile.
2. “Would you say that this shirt is mango-colored, or more of a saffron? Oh, never mind, I can see you’re busy leaning on your skateboard.”
3. “That's right, kids. If you study hard and keep out of trouble, one day you can grow up to be this puta’s gardener.”
4. “Dear God, if you just get me off of this train alive, I promise to dedicate the rest of my life to ending hateful stereotypes.”
5. So far, five people on this train have decided to mug the dumbass white boy as soon as he gets out. Nope, make that six.
Douglas's list:
1. "Whassup my dawgs? Just been out hittin' more little white balls than Madonna at a Bar Mitzvah, yo! Can I get a what what?"
2. "I don't want to cause a stink here but...aren't you supposed to give me your seat?"
3. "I will not poo myself on the subway. I will not poo myself on the subway. I will not..."
4. There were violent consequences when Logan misunderstood the man's request to see his Big Bertha.
5. Long story short, Ashton Kutcher and the other producers of Punked had to buy the man some new clubs and pay for his anus to be re-attached.
Oh my GOD that was fun! Really, you should try it. This guy is pleading for a caption! You're not going to ignore him are you? Are you??
10 comments:
After Wally and Eddie left him at the Quik E Mart, The Beav had no choice but to ride the subway home.
After leaving the show "Taxi", Andy Kaufman reprised his role of Latka Gravas on a failed sitcom entitled "Subway".
Chad totally misunderstood the woman's request to see his seven-wood.
Chiang-Foo Kong regrets his decision to trade an awesome set of Callaways for a used skateboard.
Chad wondered, "Hmm, so I gave the guy behind me one ball, and I see he's playing with. And I gave the milf to my right another ball, and she dropped it. So how many balls do I have left?"
"Maybe if I stand real still, nobody will notice me."
"Hmm, I wonder if there's a Carl's Jr. along this bus line."
Hmmm... The caddiemaster told me to find a caddie on the train. I'm scared.
terrible - but love Douglass #4 ...FORE
Has anyone seen my balls? Anyone, anyone?
Why on THIS day did I forget my handgun.
Oh Hell! I think I was supposed to get on the other train!
Awww hell no...rich golf club dude can stand is ass right there...we don't really see him anyway...
"Did anyone see a Titleist Pro V1 roll in here? Do you mind if I play through?"
1) This course wouldn't take so long if they didn't put the holes so damn far apart.
2) According to the police report, Jim's last words were, 'Who wants to wash my balls?'
3) "..and then I eagled hole 12 to come 3 under par. Can I get a whattup?"
4) It was on or around this time that Godzilla ripped the top of the car open and ate Jeff.
5) Invisibility wears off at the most awkward times.
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