Tuesday, June 9, 2009

5 Photo Captions - Pink Car

The actual quote for this picture of people shoving on an ugly-ass pink car is, "Demonstrators descended upon Brighton, England on May Day to call upon Britain to close its arms factories and stop supplying Israel with weapons." I'm not sure what pushing pink cars has to do with supplying Israel with weapons, but do these things always have to make sense? Speaking of not making sense, check out the alternative captions that we've written below.

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Douglas's list:

1. "OK now, push! Hang on, that's not right either. Let's swap sides and try again."

2. Years of playing World of Warcraft had not so much "steeled their resolve" as it had "atrophied their spindly muscles."

3. Five seconds later, they had created the world's pinkest accordion.

4. "Yeah, this is why I became Riot Control certified. So me and a bunch of emos could play tug of war with Herbie the Pink Freaking Love Bug!"

5. "Oh, I thought YOU were going to pop the clutch. Man, we are NEVER going to make it to our Ninja finals on time!"


Philip's list:

1. When the Brighton May Day festival organizers say that walk-ins are not allowed in the "Cars Covered With Frosting" contest, they mean that walk-ins are not allowed in the "Cars Covered With Frosting" contest.

2. For future reference, when someone asks you to push a car with them, they mean that they want you to push from the same side.

3. "Look, we're not going to tow away your car just because you don't like it any more, so you might as well stop pushing."

4. "Okay, everybody know the rules? First one to push the car past the other team's goal wins a box full of teddy bears."

5. Police and locals had trouble coordinating the cleanup efforts following an explosion at the Pepto-Bismol factory.


Okay, it's on, people. Write your own captions for this picture in the Comments section and you might win a weird-looking twin-themed icon from us. Suh-weet!


15 comments:

Winky Twinky said...

Well...I'm not so great at captioning -- BUT... when playing tug-of-war...shouldn't they be pulling and not pushing the damn thing??? What are they gonna accomplish by pushing from both ends? A SUB sub-compact???? Enlighten me.... I'm Just Sayin...

Quirkyloon said...

"Pink - it's like red but not quite
And I think, everything is going to be all right
No matter how much we push this car tonight!"

Inspired by Aerosmith

Lady Sarcasm said...

"Elvis is in the building, no he's not, yes he is, no he's not!"

Anna Lefler said...

*snort*

Those rock! I can't decide which one I like best.

Okay, now move those people away from my car already.

:-D Anna

nonamedufus said...

Okay, we found the car. Has anyone seen 38 clowns?

moooooog35 said...

1) Although a risky choice, the action sequences were enough to confirm that the casting of Richard Simmons as the next "Mad Max" was the right one.

2) "Shotgun!"

3) After five people are killed and dozens more injured, cleanup begins on what would later be known as 'The Wiggles Big Pink Car' massacre.

4) In a post-apocalyptic 2028, shitty pink cars are used as currency.

5) The argument of who yelled "PUNCH BUGGY CONVERTIBLE!" first escalated rather quickly.

ReformingGeek said...

"What a strange place to leave the bodies. Where do you want this thing, Doc?"

Nooter said...

(announcer):
lookit 'em go! we're now 36 hours into the 'keep touching the car to win it' contest, and its neck and neck between the sunshine vally police cadets and the fernbert high school shop class students.

Haley said...

From Britain's new game show, "Big Monopoly"

"Unfortunately, Chucky and the rest of the Black family landed their car on, " go to jail" and will not collect $200 for passing go.

Me-Me King said...

"Rival gangs vie for the Umpa Lumpa's car."

ettarose said...

It's not my car, it's yours! No it's not it's you car! No it's not, it's yours

Gooner said...

Four hours into the inaugural Push-of-War, bored spectators allowed that it was more interesting than soccer.

FreakSmack said...

It finally dawned on officer Stuart (back row), that this was the most ridiculous car-jacking incident that he has ever been involved in

Dalton J. Fox said...

"Come on, man. It's an even trade. The pink car for those awesome green shirts."

Kirsten said...

The FABULOUS Prop 8 car was such a hit at the rally that even the cops wanted in on it.