What? Our captions aren't good enough for you? Well fine, go check out someone else's! The Screaming Me-Me - The Impartial Jury of Three is waiting to judge your efforts. I hear Juror 2 is on the take. Mum's the word.
Here are some snow monkeys grooming each other in the Central Park Zoo.
Douglas's list:
1. "They were all just big promises and hot air. I haven’t gotten a single royalty check from Madagascar or Madagascar 2, Escape 2 Africa."
2. "See Marge, it says 666, just like in the movie. Well, our son is the Devil."
3. Now that PoPo turned 40, he really dreaded his routine checkups.
4. They were both starting to get a little suspicious of Bongo's "fell on the banana" alibi.
5. "Whoa, that is RED! Do all of our asses look like that?"
Philip's list:
1. I can haz rectal exam?
2. “So then I says to Mabel, ‘If he can’t be bothered to swing across the moat and bring you back some bananas, then you need to kick that trash to the curb!’”
3. Mr. Bojangles was already regretting his decision to get the “I ♥ bananas” tattoo
4. “Look at him up there getting his tail fur braided again. ‘Alpha male’ my ass!”
5. Every once in awhile, Bingo regretted going into the simian porn industry.
13 comments:
"Relax. This won't hurt. I need you to bear down. Harder! Don't worry Mr. Simian we'll get that craw right out of your butt before you can say three monkeys!"
Really, who gets a bunch of bananas tattooed on his ass?
Could you pinch a loaf already.. there's people over there that need to be schitted
"Oh, fun, it's a Pick-Nick!"
Hey, thanks for the shout out!!!
BoJangles is gonna be really pissed when he finds out that instead of the banana tattoo, you're drawing a big "WIDE LOAD" sign on his ass!
Quirky: I hope that's not the voice of experience!
Chris: Present company excluded?
Dizz: Even after consulting the Urban Dictionary, I'm still confused. :-)
Me-Me: That was all Douglas, but he says you're welcome! I assume. And picking nits is not nearly as much fun as it sounds.
Gaines: Not as long as everyone keeps quiet about it. Capiche?
"Fell on the banana alibi". I'm still laughing!
Hey Doug, when you get a chance, c'mon over to my place. Hope you like it.
They said with a little practice and a lot of lube, it wouldn't hurt..they lied.
"I guess turning the other cheek isn't an option."
Who's looking at the monkeys? Hell, I'm focused on Chica's caption contest winner badge in your sidebar. Now that's an ass a monkey would kill for. Come to think of it so would I.
1) "Meanwhile...at Kevin Federline's residence..."
2) The old adage about 'monkeys at a typewriter writing Shakespeare' apparently also extends to 'monkeys at a monkey slut discovering the shocker.'
3) While Jimmy jammed his finger in Ringo's ass, Sam silently wished he had never heard of 'monkey see, monkey do.'
4) "Hey, look! I found Bongo's class ring!"
5) "Dude...the bad news is that you apparently got a tramp stamp while you were drunk last night. The worse news is that it says 'Zookeeper Al tapped this ass.'"
dr: scalpel..
nurse: scalpel
dr: spreader..
nurse: spreader
dr: suction..
nurse suction
nurse: dr, are you going to be able to get philips head out of there?
dr: i dont know nurse, i dont know.
You guys are hilarious!
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