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And now, hello Dalai! OK, that was really lame. C'mon man erase that. Do NOT hit the button to PUBLI
Douglas's list:
1. "Look Rabbi, I appreciate the drink and all but when you said you were taking me to a Dutch coffee house, I just assumed we were going to score some spliff."
2. "Dude, you told me this was going to be a toga party. I am so hating on you right now."
3. "I feel confident that our shared love of peace and global harmony will...will...hang on a sec...bitch, I said no cream in my coffee! Are you deaf or just a freaking idiot??!!"
4. Miss Periwinkle would later tell her friends that she fondled the Dalai Lama's cup.
5. The pastor felt a little left out since the others just rambled on about how great the DaVinci Code was.
Philip's list:
1. “Oh dear. If this is the Coffee and Kahlua, then that means I must have given Father Patrick the Organic Chai Latte by mistake.”
2. “Look, Rabbi, I’m just saying my water glass was full a minute ago, and now it’s empty. We’re not going to have a problem here, are we?”
3. “I don’t mean any offense, Rabbi, but I just think it would be better if Carol put the plate of snickerdoodles out of your reach.”
4. “And then I told my caddy that I wasn’t going to give him any money for his tip, but that on his deathbed, he will have perfect enlightenment. Can you believe he fell for that bullshit? He said he was going to put that line in a movie, but I’ve never heard any more about it.”
5. The professional joke writer sitting by the door suddenly noticed who was sitting at the table and made a mad scramble to find his notepad.
OK people, it's the freaking Dalai Lama sitting with a preacher and a rabbi. We're handing you a comedy goldmine. Don't let us down.
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Dalai Lama gently rebuffs the Rabbi's sexual advances.
Dalai Lama sweetly accepts the Rabbi's sexual advances.
Father Patrick looks on woefully as his chance to come on to the Dalai Lama quietly slips through his fingers.
"...Okay, so a priest, a rabbi and the Dalai Lama walk into an English Tea House. And the Dahli Lama says..."
Seder? Rabbi, I hardly know her!
You know, I could kill you with the light touch of my palm.. don't fuck with me
"You know, now in the public eye might not be a good time to come out of the closet"
By the way guys, I've honored you with an award. So come on over to my place and pick it up.
1) After the third time it happened, the Dali Lama insisted that the rabbi stop rubbing his belly for luck.
2) Thankfully for Greta and her giant scarf, the only people NOT at the meeting were the Fashion Police.
3) Displaying his hidden talent as a master magician, the Dali Lama prepares to pull a quarter from under the rabbi's beany.
4) It was on or about this time that the Pastor realized he was not in the "Pedophiles Anonymous" meeting.
5) Many years later, Mr. Miyagi sees if Daniel-san can still master the fly-with-the-chopstick trick.
Good news everyone! I've come up with a name for our garage band, we'll call it 'Blind Faith' and sister Mary Elephant here can play the tamborine.
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