Today's picture is brought to us by the Consumer Product Safety Commission as a pre-July 4th warning on the hazards of fireworks. These two darling mannequins are strategically placed so that one sets the other on fire with a measly little sparkler. Presumably, their dresses are made of fatwood or the rags used to clean up the Exxon Valdez oil spill.
Douglas's list:
1. There could be no clearer representation of the danger posed when one motionless girl is positioned to hold fire against another motionless girl.
2. "Gimme the magnifying glass! I want to do the other one!"
3. K-Mart eventually caved in to the powerful Mormon lobby and destroyed the "plastic harlot temptresses".
4. Sparklers don't kill people. Animated, blood-thirsty mannequins with sparklers kill people.
5. If you find yourself stranded on a desert island with two white girls, you can rub them together to make fire.
Philip's list:
1. It’s never pretty when Old Navy mannequins get into a turf war.
2. “This’ll teach you to show up at the mannequin party wearing the same dress as me, bitch!”
3. “A lot of you may be thinking that this looks dangerous, but really who among us wouldn’t be better off without their right breast and belly button?”
4. “That one took a whole 12 seconds before the face started to melt. Tell Wal-Mart we’ve got another kids dress ready for them.”
5. “To wrap things up, children, what do we do when we suspect that our sister is a witch?”
We are both confident that you can do better than this. Nothing screams "funny" like burning kids. Please put your own captions in the Comments section below. You could win our grand pri...our grand...hey where'd we put that thing? Has anyone seen that cartoon picture of the Wonder Twins? Dammit, we had it here just a second ago.
9 comments:
"Yow. Stop it Niole! This is a Versace."
"Screw you Paris. I told you never to wear the same outfit as me again. You're so like a total beotch."
Unconventional dress aside, the cremation of Michael Jackson went off without a hitch.
Paris to her new BFF: That's hawt!
"The picnic at the mannequin factory went horribly wrong when Lisa tried to steal Janet's new visor. Janet was overheard stating, 'Bitch, I TOLD you not to touch my shit!' Lisa was rushed to the hospital and pronounced melted at 6:32pm this evening."
1) The highly touted new kids' series, "The Self Immolation Club" sadly only lasted half an episode.
2) Had they known they'd be going through clothes this fast, the Human Torch and Elasti-girl probably never would have had kids.
3) Does this dress make me look hot?
4) And this, kids, is why you never loan your Zippo to mannequins.
5) Keanu Reeves' acting coaches get into a heated argument.
It tells me where it hid my favorite Barbie or it gets the sparkler again.
Mommy says they had me so you can have one of my kidneys. I'm not sure I'm okay with that.
Just for the record, I'm okay with dragging nuns behind trucks.
I think I've secured a place in hell now.
What's this about dragging nuns behind trucks??????
WTF????
LMAO mooog35:
Keanu Reeves' acting coaches get into a heated argument.
I can't think of anything...
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