Philip's list:
1. One bag of Ho-Hos, one bag of Bear Claws - okay we're ready to hit the beach!
2. Military officials rush to pull up this woman's sagging left bikini strap before disaster strikes.
3. "Thank God you're here! Someone stole my entire bag of Toblerones!"
4. "I agree that she is quite a large woman in immodest beachwear, but the next time you call in an air strike, please make sure that there is an actual military threat."
5. "Oh, I'm sorry. From the sky it looked liked a giant nipple was eating beachgoers."
Douglas's list:
1. "I heard there were some soldiers over here giving free rides. Hey, what's with the helicopter?"
2. "We'd heard the U.S.O. budget was slashed but we had no idea it would be this bad."
3. Finally grasping the severity of the situation, Sergeant Thomas called in for the sunscreen power hose.
4. Osama Bin Laden's new disguise was so effective, he couldn't help but flaunt it a little.
5. When Jenny Craig said she would force her to pose in a bikini like Valerie Bertinelli, Kirstie Alley was only sorry she responded, "Yeah, you and what army?"
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Where do you funny boys find these pics?
Hilarious.
The US began its shock and awe phase of the war against terrorism.
or
Here comes our weapon of MASS destruction.
This particular photo was in an old family album. It was from Douglas's experimental years.
"Those boys want to see cellulite? I'll share with them no problem!"
Ok so that was lame, blame it on the time being 2a.m. in the mornin lol
The military had a dilemma: how to retreive their beached airship. And their helicpoter wasn't in good shape either.
In Blackhawk Down - The Sequel Rosie is the reason the Blackhawk went down.
1) Monica Lewinksi visits the troops.
2) Whatever this is, it HAS to be better than watching 'Cloverfield.'
3) After fighting the military for many long years, the Smog Monster returns to the sea from which it came.
4) Understandably, the paying customers were visibly disappointed with this years' aerial whale watch.
5)...and that's how it was renamed to 'Vomit Beach.'
First I must say I LOVE the picture. No not the woman, YOU Phillip. Hot I must say.
Little did the Army know the Zombie Queen wanted brains for lunch and after one look at them she knew she was not at the Zombie Buffet.
"And Sunrise Beach's first choice for burying up to the neck in the sand goes to..."
PS- Douglas- the Kirstie Alley "You and what army" line had me really laughing!
Even though past her prime, Mata Hari insists upon never retiring.
"The National Guard responds to a reporting of a beached whale."
1) The Resistance never saw the new Terminator, Ethel Merman edition coming until it was too late.
2) Grandma apparently misunderstood Jimmy when he asked her to bring rolls to the picnic.
Chica: Don't tease us like that.
Noname: It's always Rosie's fault.
Moog: I tried so hard to come up with a disaster movie reference like your Cloverfield one, but nothing clicked. Touché, mon ami.
Etta: Thanks! But how do you know it's not Douglas?
Jenn: That one was my favorite too. Great minds, huh?
Kirsten: Ooh, check out the historical reference!
Me-Me: If I had a nickel...
Moog, part 2: Again with the disaster movie reference! Are you trying to humiliate me?!
Although "Sta-Puff" marshmellow HAD lost a lot of weight, wearing a bikini this early in the game was still a bit much...
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