Philip's list:1. Allowing interrogators to subject him to “Iron Maiden” torture next because he actually kind of likes that group.
2. Offering $10,000 to anyone who brings him Geraldo Rivera’s mustache.
3. Crashing sorority parties to demonstrate how easy it is to score with underage drunk chicks.
4. Baby seal drop for charity.
5. Offering $1 million to anyone who can prove that Rachel Maddow is actually a dude.
Douglas's list:
1. Prank call Rudy Guiliani telling him his new test results show inoperable dick cancer.
2. Become substitute handicapped teacher and get whole class stoned to bejeezus.
3. At charity golf tournament, replace golf balls with nearly-hatched penguin eggs.
4. Run through downtown New York yelling, "Look out! A plane!" then giggling like a girl scout.
5. Dress as chicken then go to abortion clinic and order a Grand Slam Meal over easy.
Please leave your own radio show stunt suggestions in the Comments section below.
10 comments:
1) Show up at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting, and then have it catered by Smirnoff's.
2) Hold a worldwide press conference to announce his retirement..as he is now solely dedicated to the purpose of finding the answer to the age-old question: 'how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?'
3)Repeatedly prank calls Kim Jong Il asking if his refrigerator is running.
4) Goes to Washington and urges the President to have the Name Game using "Obama bama fo fama" as his formal introduction song.
Throw a party for all muslims on 9/11.
Follow John McClain around for a day and offer to change his diaper for him.
Have a contest to see who can sell the most candy bars by standing outside Jenny Craig. (I know someone who actually did this in high school and sold the most)
Set up competitive kissing booths featuring Ronald McDonald and the Burger King.
Arrange to have his and his male staff members' next proctology exams on the air
I have nothing to add. It's been covered...with hilarity.
I especially love Philip's #5 the Rachel Maddow/Dude comment and kudos to Free for his party for all Muslims on 9/11 day!
I love it!
First we should beg forgiveness for possibly the nastiest blog we've ever written. You should see the ones that didn't make the cut. Yuck.
Moog - I am definitely doing that at my next AA meeting. Or maybe wearing something snug and lowcut to my next sexaholics meeting. Watch the women go crazy.
Unicorn - OK, I don't feel so bad any more. Those were good and cold.
Winky - You have angered Kirstie. NEVER anger Kirstie.
Quirky - I'd be glad to prove she's a woman. What?
Why don't we just cut to the chase and say he'll parade the scantily-clad Olsen twins through Attica Penitentiary?
Jump off the top of his little office bldg., the Sear's Tower while singing "Das Lied der Deutschen"
I don't listen to Mancow (I was drawn in because I mistakenly thought it said Manilow.) If you put together a Manilow list, I'm in. Come to think of it, I haven't listed yet today . . .
Chris - So long as it's not the Dyer twins, we're fine with it.
Don - We should be so lucky.
MDL - Not if we beat you to it, Lister. Hurry Philip - top five reasons Manilow is never seen in the company of young women. Go!
It's the other way around - young women would never be seen in the company of Barry Manilow.
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