Douglas's list:
1. Ooh, that little gimpy Arab girl is just adorable!
2. Mama makes me to tell you Americans, "Trick or Treat."
3. Middle Eastern genetic experimentation was coming along exactly as planned.
4. If there's anything I've learned over my six years on this earth, it's that carrying a bag of diapers in the desert sucks the big one.
5. Children from all over showed up to audition for the role of "Dr. House as a child."
Philip's list:
1. “Stop asking for my ID, bitch, and just give me my damn social security check!”
2. Josef credited his youthful good looks to a strict diet of goat cheese and tabouli.
3. The kids at Hamid Karzai Elementary School put on a rousing performance of the play, “Binyamin Bouton.”
4. “What’s in the bag? An assload of malt liquor, bitch. Now you show me what's under the burka.”
5. Little Abdul was the most popular kid in the first grade for obvious reasons.
We had a few more that nearly met our mediocre standards but not quite. Those are relegated to the doggie bag.
1. Some kids will go to extraordinary lengths to see an R-rated movie.
2. If Aknod's disguise worked, his kindergarten class would be shit-faced by nap time.
3. Because of a strict adherence to Sharia Law, this is all that kids in
Afghanistan can do to dress up as Mario for Halloween.
4. Sure, you Americans may have lots of military firepower, but at least
we don't have to wait for puberty to grow mustaches.
17 comments:
"Abir Amal
Superstar
Do you think you're what
they say you are"
BTW a question regarding your picture of the two of youse.
"Philip L, Douglas R" does this mean Philip is liberal and Douglas is Republican?
hahahahoehohoheohaohahahahahahhaha
Yes. What's so funny? ;-)
Osama praises Allah that his radical plastic surgery now allows him to freely walk the streets of Kabul.
mommy why do they keep calling me Suddam?
Haley - You're like the smartest dog ever. How do you even know where Kanul is?
Dizz - We've been over this. If they're calling you names they're probably just jealous.
Next, we reenact the part where we forgive our enemies and live in peaceful harmony. Script? No, nothing? k.
1) Proof positive that Herve Villechaize faked his death.
2) The shit kids will do to try to get into the movie, "10."
3) Despite his wife's insistence to the contrary, Achmed still thought he could pull off his new look with the blond extensions.
4)Shunned by his family for not having a full beard by age 6, Muhammed hits the road with only his wife behind him and a sackful of Jewish infidels on his back.
5) Ranesh headed directly into disaster at the local men's bathhouse, misunderstanding the rumor that 'free moustache rides' were given there.
"Jorge Gonzalez, the last member of Menudo, was placed in the witness protection program today . . . "
Little Mohammad proves he's of age to wear the ceremonial AK-47.
And they the Taliban doesn't empower women.
My bad, that was supposed to say:
And they say the Taliban doesn't empower women.
Shawn - Harmony is for Peter Paul and Mary. And barely them.
Moog - Do NOT start all that Herve Villechaize conspiracy stuff again! It's just too painful.
Chris - We should have said something sooner but we are pro-Menudo at this blog. We respect your right to comment but please, no more Menudo bashing.
Mike - Ceremonial my ass. That thing is loaded and the safety is sawed off.
Unicorn - We checked with the judges and I'm sorry but we're going to have to accept your first answer.
Before growing up to play Doctor Zhivago on the big screen. Omar Sharif was best known as, "Lil' Stinky Omar"
That picture cracks me up. I'm not good at captions so I'll leave that up to you guys. But what a good one!
Haley - Even at that age he had "sex symbol" written all over him.
Kellie - I think we need to work on your self-esteem. Everyone, if Kellie leaves a caption please respond that it was hilarious.
"..time to make the donuts.."
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