Below we've opined as to what other topics might have been covered in this heartwarming, mothball-scented moment. Please leave your own captions in our Comments section.
Douglas's list:
1. It's a little ironic, but I once really did have Prince Albert in the can.
2. I'd love to tell you that was just my leg rubbing the chair, but the truth is I just shit myself rotten.
3. Now, about Harry, are you going to tell me if the carpet matches the drapes or am I going to have to find out my damn self?
4. I don't know who that young man was. He claimed to be the Prince but he didn't look at all like his "Raspberry Beret" video.
5. I hate to keep asking you this, but which one of the Bee Gee's are you again?
Philip's list:
1. Following in his mother's charitable footsteps, Prince William was an adamant supporter of elderly transvestites.
2. Come visit any time you like, dear. This is the first time I've felt anything happening downstairs since Churchill was in office.
3. Give me just a minute to unbutton this top, young fella, and I'll show you how Sir Isaac Newton really discovered gravity.
4. Though they tried really hard, Prince William and the nurse just couldn't help but laugh every time Mrs. Donnelly let one rip.
5. The public probably wouldn't respond so positively to Prince Williams' frequent retirement home visits if they knew about his denture cream fetish.
We just couldn't limit ourselves to five each. We love British royalty sooo much! So here are a few leftovers we call the doggie bag. Eat up.
1. We might as well get down to business. I'm sure you heard we were reinstating Prima Nocte, but you may not have realized it's retroactive.
2. I shouldn't be telling you this, but your Grandfather Philip was the most generous lover I've ever had.
3. Mrs. Flaherty insisted that there really was a teacup there, so Prince William just pretended.
4. I'll have you know that I lost my virginity in nineteen-ought-seven, so yes, I do know a little something about pleasing a man, mister smartass.
4 comments:
"Prince of not, if you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding." (Pink Floyd)
"Yes, Prince Willy I was a brick-shit house back in me day!"
1) ...and later that magical evening, Prince William discovered the joys of a getting a blow job without teeth.
2) Now Prince William can finally cross off "Great Grandmother/Great Grandaughter Threesome" off his bucket list.
3) Princess Diana is alive?!?!
4) The Royal Rest Home: Come for the pudding, but stay for the nightly beatings by drunken orderlies.
5) Although joined at birth at the upper arm, Lydia always worked harder at keeping up with her appearance than Edna.
I hope you're into sex pooping young man.
Quirky - The dessert/sex combo pack. I like where your head is today.
Moog - Hard to choose but I'm going with Number 2. (Fails to stifle giggle)
Unicorn - First, I'm not that young. Second, your powers of intuition are startling.
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