Douglas's list:
1. "Oh my GOD, you guys! It's Avril Lavigne!!! Wait Avril, I'm coming!!!"
2. "Hey vendor man! Down here! We'd like two curry chickens and don't forget the yoghurt this time!"
3. The Canadian Embassy hadn't seen this much uproar since the misunderstood Beaver Limitation Act of 1954.
4. "Hey, that guy stole my monkey!"
5. "I swear this worked yesterday. I just pointed and yelled "Shazam" then I started flying."
Philip's list:
1. "I swear to Buddha, if you bastards throw any more popcorn at me I'm going to pop a cap!"
2. "Yeah, well I think that you are the one who fornicates with his mother! How are you liking me now, you son of a goat?”
3. What do we want? “A flag that doesn’t feature a medieval lion pleasuring a toy sword!” When do we want it? “Now!”
4. "Okay, this awesome beach towel goes to the next woman who shows some flesh to the Buddhists Gone Wild cameras. Come on, ladies, let’s see those ta-tas!"
5. The U.N. didn’t even bother to mediate this tiff between Sri Lanka and Canada because come on… what are they gonna do, hit each other with whiffleball bats?
No more Doggie Bag. It's one of the changes we're implementing to try to make it look like grown men write this blog. Uphill climb, we know. OK, let's see what you got, beeyatches! There may be a prize in store for...but I've said too much.
15 comments:
Avril?!? WHERE?!?!
I got your monkey.... oops, I didn't say that
.................. But, fornicates with his mother!????! OMG!!!
Ooooh this is a good one boys!
"Oh yeah? Well, I drink your curry milkshake!"
heh heh
Look! Up in the sky! It's a camel! It's an infidel fighter plane! IT'S TALI-MAN!!
If you don't quit being so polite I will be coming up there.
1) Aren't you glad you use Dial? Don't you wish everybody did?
2) Technical Support Christmas parties can get pretty rowdy.
3) "I'll take two bags of peanuts!"
4) If Anoop would have just shut his mouth and not said that "There's no way a lion can hold a sword without opposable thumbs," none of this shit would have happened.
5) Tempers rise on the set of "Slumdog Millionaire 2 - Fuck Pakistan."
LiLu - I know, who doesn't love Avril? In one way or anoher.
Winky - Give back the monkey. Easy way or hard way - you choose.
Quirky - Curry Milkshake. Nice one.
Chris - Come Mister Taliman tali me banana. Sorry, what?
Marvel - The Goose is loose. Nice to see you back in the fold.
Moog - Tech support. It's funny because it's true.
OMG RUN THAT WAY THERE IS A ZOMBIE BEHIND ME
Seriously, look at the guy atthe edge of the picture behind him!
HA! My word verification word is SARKA.. is THAT Indian or what?
Dizz: Hey, you're right - I think that guy ate my brains shortly before this post. Coincidentally, "sarka" is the Hindi word for "undead wraith who feasts on the flesh of the living."
And Winky, we strive to keep our blog rated PG-13, so that was the nicest way that we could phrase it. In my defense, Douglas chose that one from my list instead of the one that said something nice about kittens.
OMG! The Canadian people have finally gotten tired of our Toronto highway blocking bullshit and are coming with pitchforks and torches to destroy us annoying assfucks like we so sorely deserve!
Umm... Should I assume that you have some first-hand experience with this, Mike? Deep breaths. Go to your happy place.
"Oh my GOD, you guys! It's Don Cherry!!! Wait Don, I'm coming!!!"
One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war!
"We're going to kill all of yo... wait, this is the embassy of Cambodia, right?"
"Buddhists Gone Wild"!! -*snort*
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