Oh, did we mention the caption award? We have decided to award the best captioneer an adorable little picture award for each of our two caption posts of the week. We will probably announce both winners on Monday, depending on hangovers. Now we tried to come up with a good award based on twins or something appropriate to our particular schtick, but that didn't really go anywhere. So we decided to go with a play on the word "caption." See what you think:
Get it? Cap Sean? We're both pretty embarrassed now about the doggie bag picture so we'd hate to look back on this with reddened faces and tightened sphincters. Your feedback is welcome. I guess.
And now, our final unawarded caption ever. Yeah, we're both pretty busy this weekend. For today's picture we're featuring Kris Allen, most recent winner of American Idol, on stage with a giant anthropomorphic rat. I'm told its name is Minnie Mouse. Whatever. Please put your own captions in the Comments section below. Here go ours's:
Douglas's list:
1. Sometimes Paula's medication makes her ears swell up like freaking
ping pong paddles.
2. When Mickey is out of town, Minnie is a total slut.
3. All of the Pied Piper's descendants inherited his gift...and his curse.
4. "Uh, Kris...my ears are up here!"
5. "Hey Seacrest, you see the big mouse too...don't you?"
Philip's list:
1. After losing this year’s American Idol, Adam Lambert was forced to perform in a much less glamorous role.
2. No, Minnie Mouse is not actually there – this is just how Paula Abdul sees the show.
3. Minnie Mouse lets out a loud burp after swallowing David Archuleta whole.
4. "Oh, Kris, you make all six of my nipples stand at full attention."
5. "Seriously? I win American Idol and my first gig is performing with a high school dropout in a sweaty, felt costume?"
OK, with absolutely no prize motivation, let's see who wants to do this just for fun. Comment below, peoples.
17 comments:
"I can't believe I'm f**king doing this. I can't believe I"m f**king doing this. I can't believe I'm f**king doing this." What can I say I'm a realist not a comedian. I'll leave the funny stuff to you guys. Can't wait for Wednesdays. Thanks for sharing.
This is what I get for having the AT&T folks rig the Idol voting.
I'm in shock. A narrative post? Oh, man, I hate those. ;) Okay, I guess I'll return.
"Sometimes Paula's medication makes her ears swell up like freaking ping pong paddles.".....hilarious, I'm still on the floor.
Just as the poisonous cheese bait began to paralyze her lungs, Minnie could have sworn she heard the devil sing.
By the way, it took 12 hours but I've let loose the Manilow.
"I have always depended on the kindness of cheesy singers!"
Kris thought the groupies would be hotter than this, and slightly more human, but hey, everyone has to start somewhere, right?
Theresa - Guess he's not the l**ky winner now.
Chris - We have a pretty good following in the Castro. You may want to watch what you admit to here.
Rambler - Wait, that was sarcasm wasn't it? I'm getting pretty good at noticing these things.
Me Me - You have GOT to be aware of the side effects. You've got to.
Listy - I saw the Manipost. Truly inspired.
Quirky - Frankly Quirky, well you know the rest.
Walter - Once you go rat you never go back.
Hey Johnny!!! Instead of singing Folsom Prison AGAIN.....Let's try out a new one I've been workin' on, k? Goes like this.....M I C K E Y M O U S E
That was me, sorry
I knew it! See, Douglas, I told you!
Wait.. wasn't I supposed to get a record deal? This blows!
1) ..and later that evening, after much partying and mimosas, Kris Allen's penis reeked of cheese.
2) And there, in the spotlight, with all the years of his hard work culminating in this one defining moment, Kris Allen silently wished that he were dead.
3) Shortly after this photo was taken, Adam Lambert would reveal himself and begin what would later be known as 'The Idol Mouse Massacre.'
4) In a shocking display, America learns that polka dots tend to trigger Kris Allen's raging case of Tourette's.
5) Worst. Duet. Ever.
I'm staying out of this one...you don't fuck with the mouse!
Loving Douglas's #4. Kris, you dirty, dirty Idol.
"Who's the leader of the show that leads to fame or foul, Simon Cowell Simon Cowell...CO-WE-LL! Everybody sing!"
Minnie hit on my boyfriend in Disney World. She's worse than Miss Piggy. WHORE!
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