100th Blog Post Spectacular!

Okay, there's actually nothing particularly spectacular about this post, but today does mark the 100th post on The Dyer Boys blog, so we’re honoring this extremely minor milestone with a special list of all of the other milestones that each of us has achieved recently. We did decide to make this post special by bragging about 10 accomplishments apiece, instead of our usual 5, since we do tend toward the narcissistic. Please share your own recent milestones in the Comments section!



Philip's List:

1. Reached 15,000th day of not being suckered in by all those pesky gym membership offers.

2. Recently made 500th "Baba Booey" prank call to Dr. Drew show.

3. Reached 5-year anniversary of sleeping with best friend's wife without him finding out. Oh crap.

4. Received 5000th rejection from Penthouse Forum, along with something called a "Cease and Desist Order."

5. Butt groove in Barcalounger recently added to National Historic Registry.

6. Finished 1000th day of going without deodorant, which just happened to coincide with my 1000th straight day of not going out on a date.

7. Entered "Customer Hall of Fame" at Lusty Jack's Leather Emporium.

8. At 3:27 pm on Friday, February 6th, made 10,000th fart joke.

9. Honored with Lifetime Achievement Award by Pizza Hut.

10. After stripping naked and dancing on pool table, won O'Reilley's Pub's coveted "Restraining Order" award.


Douglas's list:

1. Got last hole punched in free burrito card at Pancho Loco's.

2. Recently received coffee-mug-shaped award declaring me "World's Best Dad."

3. May have already won Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.

4. Received media recognition in "Local Events" section of newspaper as one of fourteen attendees of some deal at the museum.

5. After power went out at arcade in mall, set Galaga high score that stood for three and a half days.

6. Recent recipient of "Most Improved Yard" plaque shortly after I took down my Christmas lights.

7. Finally hurdled over 200 mark on last cholesterol test.

8. Just finished third season of Lost. They're going back to the island? What the?

9. Finished close second in pie-eating contest at county fair. Also finished distant nineteenth for salad-eating contest.

10. Got $2 off carwash with fill up.


Since we published 10 items on each of our lists today, we didn't have any left over for the doggie bag. If you really want a doggie bag today, you'll have to go hang out behind a canine neutering clinic.