Top 5 Unexpected Quotes From Levi Johnston's Interview With Tyra Banks
Philip's list:
1. Hey, it’s my constitutional right not to wear a jimmy hat. Look it up, bitches.
2. I don't get it. My cousin and I used the rhythm method for years and she never got pregnant.
3. When she asked me to wear protection, I thought she meant a helmet, which I always wear during sex anyway.
4. We hadn’t been using condoms for months, so I have no idea how she got pregnant that time.
5. The kid can’t be mine. We only did it when she was ovulating, which is, like, the safest time, right?
Douglas's list:
1. Hellz yeah, she got pregnant! When the Levis come off, the Levi gets on, yo!
2. We just thought Britney Spears and Keven Federline looked so happy. We wanted what they had.
3. Levi hits what Levi shoots at. Caribou, moose, the uterus-bound eggs of the governor's daughter - it don't matter.
4. So let's address the rumors, Levi. The Post alleges that you are actually far more likely to have fathered the retarded one.
5. Yeah, I couldn't wear a condom because of my latex allergies. That's the same reason I'm not gonna go to medical school.
1 comments:
Oh my gosh, this was hilarious. Keep up the awesome work.
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