Top 5 New Bills Passed By Obama Administration

President Obama passed the milestone of his 100 days in office today, and the debate has begun about how much he has accomplished in that time. To help clarify things, here are some of the lesser-known bills that the Obama administration has passed during his first 100 days.




Douglas:

1. All music CDs must display warning label if they contain lyrics deemed to be "too crackery."

2. Declared truce in war on drugs so he could get his smoke on.

3. Everyone with Obama sticker on their car entitled to free cheesy bread with any regular price purchase.

4. All future presidential candidates must be able to pronounce "nuclear" without the "y" sound.

5. All CEOs of car companies have until June 1st to forfeit their testicles.


Philip

1. New law mandating that American voters live up to the expression and “never go back.”

2. Americans must refer to his wife as either “The First Lady” or “Miss Obama” if you’re nasty.

3. White House to be painted a non-threatening shade of mocha.

4. All legislation now concludes with the line, “or else Michelle will break off her Jimmy Chu’s in your ass.”

5. Ordered all White House urinals to be lowered by 3 inches.