Philip's list:
1. Cut up Styrofoam peanuts into bite-size chunks so that birds don’t choke on them.
2. Drove my smaller SUV to the gym around the corner.
3. Dressed up as old Indian and walked around local highways crying at discarded soda cans.
4. Instead of throwing my pile of Big Mac wrappers out the window, I just left them on the floorboard of my Hummer where they can’t do any damage to the environment. You’re welcome, Mother Nature.
5. Brought my entire porn stash to the recycling center instead of the city dump. Except for my January 2004 Penthouse. Nobody’s laying a finger on my January 2004 Penthouse.
Douglas's list:
1. American Idle - a contest to see whose car can idle longest before running out of gas.
2. Symbolically spraying away all your old aerosols.
3. Local lake sponsored annual "Coke Can Catapult" contest.
4. Recycling your used motor oil by pouring it right back into the ground it came from.
5. Cutting large swath through forest so people can walk through and enjoy nature.
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I'm making a chain out of the plastic soda six-pack rings, and I'm gonna try to sail them across the ocean.
Godspeed Chris. Godspeed.
Quick, who was the centerfold for the Jan 2004 issue?
No cheating! I see you typing in the google search box!
Ha! Hilarious, my boys, hilarious!
Thanks, QL! And everyone knows that was... hang on a minute... um, Jenna Jameson! Or possibly someone named Victoria Zdrok. What makes you think I used Google? ;-)
Great job helping out Mother Earth...she would be so proud!
You think Mother Nature is a MILF? Sometimes I see a rabbit hole and it just looks...well, anyway.
We send out dog on a murderous rampage for Earth Day.
And that Indian wasn't old. He just had sun damage.
1) Re-use previously used condoms.
2) Catch cow farts in Hefty trash bags to recycle methane gas.
3) After wearing out hemp shirts, smoke them.
4) When Al Gore gets a little bit bigger, use him as the propeller on a wind machine.
5) Re-use previously used comments: symbolically spraying away all your old aerosols.
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What are the odds? I did the exact same thing for ED that Mee-Mee King did! I know!! Can you believe it?
PS: Saw you both are now members of HBDC - welcome to the party, boys! Kilts are required for the Noobie's Ball.
Brooke - Yes, Mother Earth is proud. Especially about the porn recycling.
Shawn - While Mother Nature is the ultimate MILF, you should probably see someone about your rabbit hole issue. Seriously.
Vic - Thanks for enlisting your dog's help, but I think that Indians prefer the term "solarly challenged" now.
Thomas - I've tried the cow fart thing and Exxon-Mobil is not nearly as interested in buying them as you might think. And their security guards are scary.
Me-Me - You did five nothings for ED? Got me beat, I only did three.
And Deb - I think you meant "Noobie's Balls." Unless you're Lance Armstrong, it's plural.
Philip- now, seriously, what kind of cow has a security guard?
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