Douglas's
- You gave up Diana for that? I mean, I'm celibate and all but I'm not blind!
- Mum? Oh she couldn't make it. She pretty much just stays up in her room listening to that ipod Obama got her.
- As Camilla slowly lowered her right buttocks back onto the chair, Pope Benedict correctly guessed that she'd eaten a breakfast burrito on the drive to the Vatican.
- William and Harry are doing splendidly thank you. And how are your chil...uh, chi..I mean...how are your chipmunks?
- Camilla really does have her heart set on this place and you can see I've made a fair offer. So, any chance you could be out of here by Sunday?
Philip's:
- Oh, no, we’re not here to seek absolution. Just dropping by to say hello. Why do you ask?
- Well, if it isn’t the Prince of Wales and his cheating whore. I kid! I kid because I care.
- So then the Rabbi says, ‘If sex on the Sabbath were work, my wife would have the maid do it!’ Okay, we should get this meeting started before the cameraman gets set up.
- The chairs? I had them reupholstered down at Cheap Pete’s on 15th and Buona Vista. Tell him Benedict sent you – he’ll cut you a deal.
- See, Camilla, I told you that was a tiny little hat. She thought it was that bald spot spray paint stuff.
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Where's that you want to walk? The shadow of death? hehe
Great captions guys!
No! I DON'T want to be your choir boy! I can't put myself through that again. All that therapy would go down the drain!
Chicasm - I don't know. Sounds kinda like exercise. I'll pass.
Dizz - Somehow, the thought of Prince Chuck enduring that as a lad makes my world a little happier. Thank you.
I realize the one man in the back must be taking off a camera strap, but it looks like he's putting on a gas mask. Must be that breakfast burrito Camilla had.
Best answer: Philip's: "Well, if it isn’t the Prince of Wales and his cheating whore. I kid! I kid because I care." Sorry, Douglas. :)
Face!
Does someone have to hurt before you can feel better about yourself?
Yikes, a most unfortunate pair!
You Americans excel yourselves in making vicious remarks about the WIFE of the Prince of Wales. I have just two comments.
Firstly, Diana Princess of Wales cheated on her husband, with several men, before their marriage ended, and Charles commenced a relationship with Camilla.
Secondly, these sorts of attacks remind me why Americans are so hated worldwide.
It is a pity that al Qaeda doesn't have more suicide bombers. Unfortunately there isn't enough conventional explosives in the world to kill all you yanks. Perhaps AIDS will do it instead.
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