Phive Phun Photo Captions - Obama Easter

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This weeks photo is a charming picture of the Obama's first White House Easter. They hosted a bunch of kids who participated in the "Egg Roll", presumably some manner of sport rather than the ubiquitous Chinese appetizer.



Douglas's

1. If you're scaring the bejeezus out of little children and you know it clap your hands!
2. President Obama hoped to send a clear pro-gay message by inviting Flopsy the drag queen rabbit to host the White House Easter Egg Hunt.
3. The bunny and Mrs. Obama were clearly at odds when describing the President's husbandly attributes.
4. Grace Slick grabbed the child next to her and demanded to know if she saw the rabbit too.
5. Jimmy Stewart always laughed when Harvey told him he'd one day be in the White House. Who's laughing now, bitch?

Philip's

1. "I know we're supposed to be celebrating Easter today, but I've always wanted to do this -- "Don't cry for me, Argentiiinnnaaaaaa..."
2. President Obama tries not to look at the creepy Donny Darko rabbit that follows him everywhere and tells him to shoot at airplanes.
3. The Obamas shocked Americans yesterday by announcing their first experimentation with LSD.
4. Using a giant rabbit to promote his new national eye care program sounded so cute during the meetings.
5. After getting off to a rough start, Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner was demoted to White House child entertainment duty.

OK peeps (pun intended), give us your best shot.