Douglas's Five
- "A pink AK47? Why would you want a...pink...oh, you know Daddy just can't say no to his little snookum wookums."
- Tobacco manufacturers quickly followed suit with their Wild Cherry Extreme Pink cigarettes.
- Ooooh, rednecks are just so darn CUTE at this age!
- Pink guns don't kill people, precious little girls with pink guns kill people.
- Smith and Wesson would never be the same after selling a majority interest to Mary Kay Cosmetics.
- “Please, Daddy? I promise I’ll only use it to shoot strays and to keep the cops away from our meth lab. Pleeeaasse?”
- Nothing says, “Happy 12th birthday, Melissa,” like an adorable custom-made assault rifle.
- To match the cute pink décor, these headphones flip up to make Mickey Mouse ears.
- When the Barbie commercials say, “Accessories sold separately,” this is what they’re talking about.
- When their assumption that the military would start admitting gay soldiers turned out to be incorrect, the makers of AK-47s struck upon a brilliant new marketing tactic.
4 comments:
"Say hello to my little pink friend!"
!) Does this make my nose look too big?
2) Kimberly was at that awkward age- too old to play with dolls, and too yong to commit mass murder with an assualt weapon.
3) Wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies? I thought so.
4) Is this the way to the shotgun wedding?
5) Does this come with matching grenades?
Bravo all. If this gig paid, I'd be worried you would put us out of business.
Wait'll her first boyfriend wants to go to far, or break up, when she don't want to, "I don't think so".
One thing though - what I can tell from the handguards, which look like M16A2, and the pistol grip and butt stock, which looks like an M4, I'd have to say say this looks more like an AR-15 than any AK-47 I have ever seen.
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