Phive Phun Photo Captions - Daisy Dog

The hottest, stinkiest parts of hell are reserved for those who dress up their dogs. I know because my wife has already reserved our spot. The shame.

This photo is of an innocent bulldog being reduced to a floral punchline by its soulless owner. Please do not look below if you have eaten recently or if there are children nearby. Remove all tender vegetation from the room.



Douglas's

1. First they cut my balls off and now this.
2. When we get home, I'm totally biting off his leg at the ankle.
3. If that damn lizard can sell insurance, why can't I sell Miracle Gro?
4. This is nothing. On Halloween she dresses us like Dr. Evil and Mini Me.
5. Why can't I just play poker like those cool dogs in the painting?

Philip's

1. Why did she have to name me ‘Daisy?’ She could have named me ‘Goddess’ or ‘Your Majesty,’ but noooo…
2. My owner dresses me like this and they call me a bitch?
3. Every damn spring. She has to break out this freakin’ daisy costume every damn spring.
4. Look at this face. Was I not ugly enough for you already?
5. I swear, if one more lady grabs my face and squeals about how cute I am, I’m gonna go all Cujo on her ass.

OK now it's your turn. I know you've got some captions in you. You just have to let them out.

xxxooo,
The Dyer Boys