Today's picture is of our favorite snaggle-toothed talentless tramp, Miley Cyrus. (I know, you were hoping for Kirsten Dunst) Miley is attending the British premiere of her movie "Hannah Montana" with her father, Billy Ray Joe Bob Willie Cyrus.
The beginning of Miley's sentence is:
"Daddy! How many times have I told you..."
Below are the ways we might have ended that sentence. Anything that requires this much setup must be hilarious right? Um, right?
Douglas's List
- "...the camera should only ever point at me! EVER!"
- "...not to keep showing them those pictures I took in the shower!"
- "...that's disgusting even if you do call it your Achy Breaky Fart!"
- "...to drop me off a block from my movie openings and I'll walk the rest of the way!"
- "...you'll never grasp quantum physics until you accept that light can be described as both a wave AND a particle! What? The mike is on? Hey y'all! How you doin' in Aingland t'nite?"
Philip's List
- “…to stop sending videos of Justin to the police. He’s my boyfriend, not just a creepy pedophile stalker.”
- “…not to dress like a waiter when we’re out in public.”
- “…to stop taking pictures of all the teenage boys that come to my appearances. It’s just weird.”
- “…the judge ordered you to stop posting those ‘hot underage cleavage’ shots on your MySpace page.”
- “…that TMZ will send cameramen to my appearances now. You don’t have to record everything yourself.”
As always, please add your entries in the Comment section below. Even if your effort isn't all that funny, we will always pretend that it is. Good for morale.
7 comments:
I like how he produced spawn that was simultaneously (and miraculously) less talented and yet more successful than himself. It almost defies logic.
Billy Ray Joe Bob Willie Cyrus LOVE IT!
That goatee or no goatee.. you are NOT sexy
"Daddy! How many times have I told you... that you are to make BOTH hands stay in plain sight!"
Shawn - I have no idea how that happened either. Never underestimate the malleability of the teen market.
Dizz - That's actually called a glory patch. You can tell because he keeps it right next to his own personal glory hole.
LadyS - Ew. I mean, good one, but ew.
.....the crowds are shouting, "mullet, mullet, mullet"
I am so glad my Grand Daughter can't read this. She would pierce your ears with the screaming like the fan she is.
Daddy how many times have I told you, it was just a pony.
they are here to see the sign.. not us! Stop taking pictures of them, it's embarrassing.
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