Pive Phun Photo Captions - St. Patrick's Day

Here's the deal again - we put up a picture and each twin writes five captions for it. If you'd like to join in, please add your own captions in the comment section. Here's a phunky photo of some adorable lasses getting their Irish dance on at a St. Patrick's Day parade.

Douglas's list:

1. Though himself an insufferable bastard, Heat Miser's daughters were just cute as buttons.


2. This is really the only day of the year these red-headed step children get to shine.


3. St. Patrick - "If I had known you drunk potato noshers would honor my memory with this crap, I'd have left the snakes there."


4. Auditions for "Charlie's Angels 3, The Prequel" were not going as well as hoped.


5. Early in his career, Carrot Top often donated to the sperm bank to help pay the rent.

Philip's list:

1. The Saint Patrick’s Day parade was going fine until the girls stepped on a high voltage wire.


2. One hates to propagate stereotypes, but wouldn’t you much rather see a dance performance by pretty much any other ethnic group?


3. As His last plague upon the Israelites, God sent unto them the three angels of bad hair and fashion taste.
   


4. The junior high dance performance was going fine until the UFO descended and sucked all of the girls up into the mothership.


5. It was at this point that fashion designers realized they had taken the symmetrical clothing trend a little too far.

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