Phive Phun Photo Captions - Vladimir Putin

What, you think you're so funny? Then come up with our own captions and put them in a comment. This picture is of Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin talking with Russian auto workers who are apparently having the same troubles we're having in America. Yay! I mean, aww.

Douglas's List

1. "You want to know why they call me Putin? Pull this finger and I show you."
2. "So I get the package from Smiling Bob, pop one pill and Little Vladimir goes SPROING!"
3. "Just keep looking straight into my eyes. If you look at the bleachy lady you'll start laughing and then I'll start and then things are bound to get uncomfortable."
4. "Prime Minister gets two of the women. You, little man, get one."
5. "...and here is the steeple. Open the door and see...crap I did it wrong again."

Philip's List

1. "Now you listen to me, little reporter man. When I say that I'm not going to answer any questions about those pictures of me and Cher in the Studio 54 men's room, that means I'm not going to answer any questions about me and Cher in the Studio 54 men's room."
2. "That's right, I'm going to pick my nose now. And you? You're going to watch."
3. In order to feel better about his questionable fashion sense, Vladimir Putin uses the top secret Russian time machine to surround himself with women from the 1960s.
4. "Hey, crewcut boy, my eyes are up here, okay? Stop staring at my junk."
5. "It's time to make your final selection now. Do you want your Dating Game companion to be the matronly number 3, the freakishly bleached-out number 2, or that dusky little raven-haired number 1?"

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