Phive Phun Photo Captions - Purim

Here's the concept - we put up a picture and both of us write five captions for it. I mean phive captions. See, it's spelled with a "ph" like Philip's name. You know, for added wackiness. Oh, and please feel free to add your own captions in the comment section.

This is a touching photo of friends and/or family pushing an elderly man up a hill to a Purim parade.



Douglas

1. Why does Ephraim always get to start the Conga line?
2. On Eli! On Herschel! On Shlomo and Melvin!
3. That's right Mr. Silverman, this wheelchair is a whopping FOUR Jew-power!
4. My ancestors were delivered from Persian genocide and I'll I got was this lousy yarmulke.
5. I'd rather wander the desert for forty years then push this meshuga fartbag another inch.

Philip

1. I'm not an astronomer, but I think I see Uranus.
2. As the years went on, the village's Pied Piper reenactments became more and more lame.
3. "Hey, I thought you said we were going to the candy store. Why are you pushing me toward that big white van? Somebody answer me!"
4. "Honey! I picked up those four new Jews you asked for!"
5. The Inuit have been known to set their elders adrift on an ice floe. The Polish apparently prefer to shove them up a tall hill in a wheelchair and just let nature take its course.

Gauntlet thrown. Comment with your own caption, if you've got the matzos.
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