Phive Phun Photo Captions - Michael Jackson

You know how this works, right? We put up a picture and each twin writes five captions for it. If you'd like to join in, please add your own captions in the comment section. Here's a phun photo of Michael Jackson doing something weird with a little girl. I mean it's one of the many photos of that.



Philip's list:

1. Melissa fondly remembers this as the day when she learned what "compensating" meant.


2. "No, no, Sweetie, girls aren’t allowed to touch."


3. While some people just see it as a weird reflective shirt, this is actually the official uniform of the Neptunian Interplanetary Guard.


4. As always, Mr. Jackson personally selects each visitor to Neverland based solely on their smell.


5. "Hello, and welcome to the Gathering of Future White Women."

Douglas's list:

1. "Oooh, do you have a brother?"


2. "They say, ‘You are what you eat,’ which is why I always buy plenty of white bread."


3. Some parts of Michael are less white than others.


4. "I grabbed it Mommy! When do we get the million dollars?"


5. The autopsy listed Michael Jackson's official cause of death as blunt baguette trauma.

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