Well we finally have a champion. The new Queen of All MILFs is Brenda Warner. This is the single least anticipated turnaround since Larry Craig’s visit to the Minneapolis airport. And did you see the shiny silver eye makeup? I couldn’t tell if she was trying to look young or if her eyes were going to begin spewing forth Jiffy Pop popcorn. Not that I’m complaining. I’d hit that like piñata filled with Stoli mini-bottles.
One more quick note - Al Michaels and John Madden are butter. In Madden’s case, literally. Why does Monday Night Football have so much trouble casting their announcers? They shuffle them up with all the deftness of a frostbit blackjack dealer.
Monday, February 2, 2009
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