25 Things About the Other One - by Douglas

FINE!!!

1. I like my lovin' like I like my Jo. Sloppy.
2. Scared spitless by doodle bugs.
3. I could eat 50 eggs
4. Turned down hacky sack scholarship to Princeton because of the skimpy uniforms. I am not a piece of meat.
5. Recently cut back watching TV to nine hours a day.
6. Can't stand the sound of fingernails on a white board.
7. Spend a disproportionate amount of time wondering what happened to Joan Jett.
8. Can't seem to get as much height as I used to when levitating.
9. Flavor Flav totally stole my idea of wearing a clock around the neck.
10. Will sometimes go a whole day responding to questions only with, "I don't know nothing 'bout birthin' babies!"
11. I'm allergic to Preparation H. Don't ask.
12. The song "Baby Got Back" always makes me cry. Always.
13. I can recite Pi to four digits.
14. I still don't know why my college nickname was "Salad Shooter".
15. I despise TLAs.
16. Standard policy when seeing someone trip is "Point and laugh first, medical attention second".
17. Stick it to the man by making my own damn birdseed.
18. Before doing anything important will usually ask, "How would Rowdy Roddy Piper handle this?"
19. I giggle every time I hear the word "pianist". Oh, and "titmouse".
20. Ironically, too many Red Bulls will make me lactate like a leaky faucet.
21. Sometimes I'm just all, like, "whatever"!
22. I'll often introduce myself at parties as Lady Cherrybean. Of the Delaware Cherrybeans.
23. I know for a fact that microwave ovens are a tool of the devil.
24. When I see a shooting star I always wish for bigger feet. Because you know what they say. ;-)
25. I will run into a burning building to save you. But if I have to choose between you and the Little Debbie Swiss Rolls, things could get awkward.